Zac Efron Impressed by Daniel Radcliffe’s Balls

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Proof that you can always manage to be more gay, Zac Efron has declared his admiration of Daniel Radcliffe’s balls. Now Magazine has the scoop:

Zac Efron is impressed that Daniel Radcliffe has been baring all in stage play Equus.

The High School Musical 3 hero, 20, was rumoured to be replacing Dan, 19, in the Broadway version of the show next year.

But he’s not sure about getting naked - and admires the bravery of the Harry Potter star, who’s been appearing starkers and wowing audiences in the Big Apple since September.

‘Daniel was very ballsy,’ Zac tells a French website.

‘Oh wow, that is the wrong choice of word for that! He is very smart. But I don’t know if I would do something edgy for the sake of doing something edgy. I think as I mature, so will my roles. I think it will come with time. I’m not going to do anything drastic.’

Oh come on, Zac. You’re not foolin’ us none. Admit it–being a part of the visual and audio abomination that is High School Musical has caused your penis to shrink back in on itself and your groin to swallow your balls. Maybe if he isn’t willing to take off his pants, well, maybe he can just play the mount.

Zac Efron Attacked

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High School Musical star Zac Efron was attacked by a man last night at a West End theater in London. The Daily Mail says

Efron was leaving the Apollo in Shaftesbury Avenue when a middle-aged man - thought to be a deranged fan - began shouting and pointing at him. The attacker… was then said to have lunged forward and tried to grab his hair.

An onlooker said: ‘Some guy just reached over and grabbed the side of Zac’s head. There was no provocation. He was shouting all kinds of things at Zac. Their security team had to bundle Zac into a car, but at one point it looked as though the man was going to be pushed into it with him.’

Zac reportedly remained calm and composed during the entire unfortunate attack. The secret to maintaining his collective cool? L’Oréal Double Extend Waterproof Mascara and Cashmere Perfect 8-Hour PowderCrème Foundation. “It just lasts and lasts!” he’s quoted as saying. “Tears, sweat, semen — and believe you me, it saw it all last night!” L’Oréal — because he’s worth it.