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I thought this was a photo of Zac Efron having his “High School Musical” co-star Ashley Tisdale get a bird’s eye view of his hair to better check for any unsightly split ends, but a photo of them kissing at her 26th birthday party has since surfaced, so I guess we’re supposed to think he’s not gay anymore. NY Daily News says:

The two stars have long insisted they are noting more than best buds, [but] in one of many hands-on moments, the 23-year-old Efron carried a bikini-clad Tisdale in his arms as he kissed her neck.

In another, the two exited the water together holding hands.

Not exactly family-friendly material, though that’s what Tisdale still claims they are.

“So happy zacary made it to my party,” she tweeted. “He’s my brother/best friend!!!”

The only time you can legitimately make out with your brother is if you’re a resident of West Virginia or Arkansas. They aren’t. You do the math. Unless you’re a resident of West Virginia or Arkansas, in which case math is largely considered a myth, like literacy and dentistry before it.

At her party/beach:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Megan Fox Transformers

After making a statement about how she doesn’t feel the need to appear intelligent, wunderkind Megan Fox opens her yap to give us her perverted version of what hyper-popular High School Musical is all about. Digital Spy reveals,

Megan Fox has joked that the hidden plot of High School Musical concerns child molestation.

The Transformers actress told Esquire that the narrative of the movie is not as innocent as it may first appear.

Fox said: “Let me tell you what it’s really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad.

“It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it.”

In the same interview, Fox said that she had “no question in my mind about being bisexual”, but admitted to being a “hypocrite” about her taste in women.

“I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man,” she said.

Um, wait a sec here. Doesn’t she have a fiancé, Brian Austin Green, who she takes her “libido of a teenage boy” out on? Her logic is staggering. I have high hopes for this upcoming marriage.

Because Transformers is primarily aimed at horny teenagers, here’s a scene where she makes a “sexy” quick change froma leather outfit into a dress.

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Daniel Radcliffe & Zac Efron

Proof that you can always manage to be more gay, Zac Efron has declared his admiration of Daniel Radcliffe’s balls. Now Magazine has the scoop:

Zac Efron is impressed that Daniel Radcliffe has been baring all in stage play Equus.

The High School Musical 3 hero, 20, was rumoured to be replacing Dan, 19, in the Broadway version of the show next year.

But he’s not sure about getting naked – and admires the bravery of the Harry Potter star, who’s been appearing starkers and wowing audiences in the Big Apple since September.

‘Daniel was very ballsy,’ Zac tells a French website.

‘Oh wow, that is the wrong choice of word for that! He is very smart. But I don’t know if I would do something edgy for the sake of doing something edgy. I think as I mature, so will my roles. I think it will come with time. I’m not going to do anything drastic.’

Oh come on, Zac. You’re not foolin’ us none. Admit it–being a part of the visual and audio abomination that is High School Musical has caused your penis to shrink back in on itself and your groin to swallow your balls. Maybe if he isn’t willing to take off his pants, well, maybe he can just play the mount.

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High School Musical star Zac Efron was attacked by a man last night at a West End theater in London. The Daily Mail says

Efron was leaving the Apollo in Shaftesbury Avenue when a middle-aged man – thought to be a deranged fan – began shouting and pointing at him. The attacker… was then said to have lunged forward and tried to grab his hair.

An onlooker said: ‘Some guy just reached over and grabbed the side of Zac’s head. There was no provocation. He was shouting all kinds of things at Zac. Their security team had to bundle Zac into a car, but at one point it looked as though the man was going to be pushed into it with him.’

Zac reportedly remained calm and composed during the entire unfortunate attack. The secret to maintaining his collective cool? L’Oréal Double Extend Waterproof Mascara and Cashmere Perfect 8-Hour PowderCrème Foundation. “It just lasts and lasts!” he’s quoted as saying. “Tears, sweat, semen — and believe you me, it saw it all last night!” L’Oréal — because he’s worth it.

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