Some girl who auditioned for seasons 7 and 8 of American Idol but never made it to Hollywood was killed over the weekend in a hit and run. According to TMZ

Alexis Cohen was struck on a road in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Her body was found by two pedestrians 350 yards from Cohen’s parked car. She suffered chest, head and abdominal injuries.

Cohen received notoriety for her post-audition rant in Season 7.

Alexis might still be alive today if she’d remembered that old adage “look both ways before you cross the street.” Also that old adage “never fucking live in New Jersey.” My grandma cross-stitched both on a sampler for me so I’d never forget.

Joe Jonas’ girlfriend Camilla Belle in French Elle this month because word on the street is they broke up:

Adnan Ghalib was charged with three felonies yesterday after running over a man who was attempting to serve him with legal papers on behalf of Britney Spears. TMZ reports

The L.A. County District Attorney has charged Adnan with assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run — all felonies.

One law enforcement source says Ghalib hit the [process server], who landed on the hood, and then continued driving. The server jumped on the hood of Ghalib’s Mercedes to avoid being pinned against a trash truck.

Cops and paramedics were called. The victim broke his wrist and suffered cuts and bruises.

Prosecutors are asking for bail set at $110,000. If convicted, Ghalib could get seven years in prison.

Unfortunately, Adnan could not be charged with felony possession of mega-douchey chin pubes, as genital stylings worn on the face are not yet a crime in the U.S. It’s just one more example of another ne’er-do-well managing to slip through the cracks of the American penal system. But if it’s any consolation, the next time I use the words “penal” and “crack” in reference to Adnan, they’ll mean something else entirely. Maybe there is some justice in this world after all.