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I’m a sucker for a man in uniform, so here’s Marine Squadron 266 Rein performing Britney Spears’ “Hold It Against Me” from Afghanistan. They fucking kill it. It’s so much better than the real video. Britney herself tweeted that she loved it, but I think she’s really just covering her ass in the hopes that no one will notice how much better they are at lipsynching than she is. Devil dogs, baby! Ooo-rah!

Britney Spears’ much-hyped video for her new single “Hold it Against Me” debuted last night on MTV, and if you’re wondering about the body double rumors, you’ll notice that she’s shot from the neck down in most of the wide shots that require any dancing more than just waving her arms around. Of course, those shots are shown in .08 second increments flashed at you between periods of shameless product placement and closeups of her mouth, so it’s easy to miss. That’s why I recommend you snort a fistful of Ritalin before you watch it.

You might be surprised to hear this, but Britney Spears isn’t in the same shape she used to be any more. So when you combine “fat” with “lazy and addled,” you’ve got yourself a perfect storm, my friend. The perfect storm for a back-up dancer starring in your video instead of you. TMZ says:

Britney doesn’t do the dance moves in her new music video, “Hold It Against Me.” She couldn’t nail the routines, so a dance-double stepped in to do the legwork.

Multiple sources on music video [say] the director was upset that Britney hadn’t practiced enough… so he asked her dance-double Allison Kyler to fill in.

We’re told it got so heated between Britney and the director, the singer left the set crying on the second day.

Of course they went with a back-up dancer instead of her. She looks like something out of a damn Dr. Seuss book. I keep waiting for a Bippo-No-Bungus and a Brown Bar-ba-loots to jump out of her hair.

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