Jul 10, 20093

Helena Bonham Carter is a Hot Mess

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Helena Bonham Carter

Some things are always certain. The sun rises in the east, the tides come in and out, and Helena Bonham Carter always looks like Stevie Wonder dressed her and a cat did her hair.

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Jun 2, 20093

Tara Reid is Tragic

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Tara Reid is washed up

I think I saw this girl in LA this weekend, but I assumed she was some nobody who had hit on some hard times. Unfortunately for Tara Reid, she is a nobody. With wonky boobs, bad liposuction (both mercifully hidden here) and nasty bottle-blonde hair. If I had known it was her, I would’ve hit her with my car and put the poor thing out of her misery.

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