The thing about culottes is, even though they have the word “cool” in the name, they are totally not cool. Kinda like how fundamentalists aren’t fun and analysts aren’t anal. Some of us had to learn that lesson the hard way.
Jessica Alba at the park with baby Honor Marie:
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Here’s Jessica Alba looking disgustingly teeny just 3 months after giving birth to daughter Honor Marie. Will someone please tell me that she had lipo and a tummy tuck on the sly? If I knew any santeria I’d call down the Fat Mexican Fairy on her skinny little ass. Or maybe I can sabotage her food supply and inject her tofu with bacon fat and funnel chocolate milkshakes down her throat while she sleeps. Vengeance is mine!
Jessica and Honor Marie in Cabo
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