Meet the latest addition to the Beyoncé Knowles House of Deréon clothing line: the “Deréon Girls Collection.” Now with 50% more kiddie porn flava! Softpedia says

The ["Deréon Girls Collection"] ads depicts a series of young girls aged around 7 or 8 seemingly playing dress up [in] 5 inch high heels, wearing lipstick and posing in a slightly disturbing, overtly mature way.

Seriously, who buys their kids this kind of shit? Oh, that’s right — black people. And probably pedophiles with little girls locked in their basements. Boy, I’d like to see the market research on that target demographic! No, seriously. I would. I’ve got this whole Roca Wear for Registered Sex Offenders thing I’ve been working on for a while now. It’s kind of “urban plight” meets “sexual-predator,” but with funky fresh results.