Hello poppets, it’s Sonya with you today. The big news this morning is that Howard K. Stern, along with two others, have been charged with illegally prescribing drugs to Anna Nicole Smith. People reports,

Stern, 40, a fixture at Smith’s side for years who once claimed to be the father of her daughter Dannielynn, has been formally charged with conspiring to furnish drugs to Smith prior to her death, prosecutors said Thursday.

Also charged with felonies were two doctors, Sandeep Kapoor, 40, and Khristine Eroshevich, 61, who allegedly prescribed medication unlawfully to Smith, according to the L.A. County District Attorney’s Office.

The conspiracy counts allege the three defendants conspired to provide controlled substances to Smith from between June 2004 and January 2007. They also were charged with “prescribing, administering or dispensing a controlled substance to an addict,” among other charges.

Iiiiinteresting. Sounds like a classic case of a tag team. Get Anna high on opiates and tell her that she’s been chosen to carry the seed of Starflight, the Magical Unicorn. Sounds like good, clean fun to me. The courts have no imagination!

Howard K. Stern and Sandeep Kapoor, who were bailed out this morning: