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The late Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack was found dead last night at his home in Hollywood Hills. His death comes less than six months after Brittany’s untimely death from cardiac arrest in December of last year. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources say Brittany’s mother, Sharon, found Monjack unconscious in the master bedroom around 9:30PM, and then called 911.

Monjack was pronounced dead sometime after paramedics arrived.

LAPD is at the home now along with the coroner and a death investigation is underway.

No further details have yet to be released, but I think I know how it all went down: an assortment of moules marinieres, pate de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs benedictine, leek tarts, frogs’ legs amandine and quail’s eggs on a bed of pureed mushroom all mixed together in a bucket, followed by a double jeroboam of champagne and one wafer-thin mint. I just feel sorry for the crime scene investigation team and whoever got to clean it all up.

UPDATE: Some are suggesting it might be an overdose of prescription drugs. Clearly, they haven’t seen the reenactment video.

Reenactment of the events leading up to Simon’s death:

Brittany in Maxim:

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Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan’s puss has found her way around Jessica Alba’s husband of less than six months, Cash Warren. Hope Lysol is the traditional one year anniversary gift. According to Nine MSN

Lindsay and Cash [reportedly] visited a nightclub with a group of friends in Hollywood a couple of weeks ago. Once under the cover of darkness, Lilo and Mr. Alba retreated into the shadows for a spot of intense tongue hockey.

“It was raw. They were not shy,” a witness [said].

I was under the impression that pretty much everything involving Lindsay Lohan’s genitals was “raw.” Oozing herpetic lesions and syphilitic ulcers can really make your lady parts a little tender.

Leaving Maxfield’s in LA yesterday:

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Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is reportedly cheating on wife Gwyneth Paltrow with actress Kate Bosworth. Ooh, it’s about to get all kinds of Dynasty in here! According to Star Magazine

[Everyone is talking] about Chris Martin’s hot make-out session with a beautiful blonde who wasn’t Gwyneth Paltrow. In fact, the Brit singer was locking lips with his better half’s good friend, Kate Bosworth!

“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” an eyewitness [says]. “There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!”

So Chris has a thing for pale, anemic-loooking blonds with bird necks, huh? I guess it’s the closest thing to making love to himself without actually having to use his own fist.

Kate showing nips in Tank magazine:

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