I don’t know what this “Chinawhite” in London is that Ice-T and his dulcet bride Nicole “Coco” Austin visited, but I do know that they should change it to “Chinadischargeyellow” after she’s been there. You know that with her wardrobe made entirely of spandex, she’s gotta be baking a sourdough loaf down below.
Coco is built exactly like a blonde Jessica Rabbit, which I guess would make Ice-T a bunny with a speech impediment who has a seizure whenever anyone says, “Shave and a haircut.” I don’t really have a point here, but I do have pictures of Coco on a boat from a photoshoot for… some damn thing. I don’t know. Probably an ad for silicone or industrial lubricant, I would imagine.
Coco was on Miami Beach with her husband Ice-T and her nieces yesterday, and as usual she looked like what would happen if Geppetto had a side business carving adult-oriented puppets, and the Blue Fairy showed up drunk and brought the wrong puppet to life.
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