Pop singer Ricky Martin pulled a Clay Aiken and fathered twin boys via a surrogate last month. His rep told People

“In recent weeks, Ricky Martin became a proud father by the birth of twin sons. The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky’s full-time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children.”

Putting his penis in an actual vagina minutes must have been completely out of the question. I imagine the suggestion was met with a bout of frenzied hand flurrying and an eyes-squinched-shut high-stepping “ew, ew, ew! Gross!” And God knows you can’t get someone pregnant by doing it in the butt. Frankly, it’s the only way I made it through high school without getting knocked up. It’s even better than the rhythm method!

Despite reports suggesting otherwise, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt say that their newborn twins were not the product of in vitro fertilization. In Touch Weekly says

Angelina denies Us Weekly’s recent report that she underwent fertility treatments. “If they had been conceived though IVF, we would have been happy to discuss it,” she tells People magazine. “But we have been fortunate never to have had fertility problems.”

Brad reportedly said, “Are you fucking kidding me? I drilled that ass like it was an Alaskan coastline during the Bush administration,” but ultimately People found his comment too politically charged for printing.

Update: Sorry, we had to remove the pictures due to copyright infringement.