Danica Patrick Breaks Indy 300 History
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Race car driver Danica Patrick became the first female ever to win the Indy Japan 300 on Saturday. Us Weekly reports
Patrick finished 5.8594 seconds ahead of former Dancing With the Stars champ Helio Castroneves on the 1.5-mile oval at Sunday’s race. It was her 50th Indy Car race.
Patrick became the first female driver ever to lead the race at the 2005 Indy 500, where she ended up coming in at fourth place.
That reminds me of this one time I made it straight through the state of Tennessee in less than an hour. And it’s 157 miles from Bowling Green to Huntsville, so you do the math. That’s pretty fucking fast. You divide the number of miles by the, uh, quotient ratio of minutes in an hour — carry the one and you get… math is for pussies who do the speed limit. Suckas!
