In his controversial interview by NBC that was taken days before his guilty verdict, Dr. Conrad Murray claims that Michael Jackson wet the bed. Gee, file that one under “Information I didn’t want to hear”. Female First says,

Despite being 50 years old at the time of his death from acute Propofol intoxication in 2009, the ‘Thriller’ singer’s personal doctor, Conrad Murray claims he regularly “peed the bed”.

Speaking in documentary ‘Michael Jackson and the Doctor: A Fatal Friendship’ Conrad, who was found guilty of the involuntary manslaughter of the late singer on Monday (07.11.11) said: “The bedroom that he slept in I had to persuade him, eventually to have it cleaned.

“He peed the bed. It did not smell good. It was mildew, and I had to get it clean.”

Dr. Murray also says he believes the singer may have had a psychological problem that caused him to wet himself, adding: “Who would ever believe that a man his age would still be wetting his bed?”

Also in the documentary which members of Michael’s family and the executors of his estate have attempted to stop from airing in the US later today (11.11.11) Dr. Murray claims he was the ‘Beat It’ star’s only friend.

He said: “I went there to take care of a healthy man, who said he was fine, to just keep surveillance. But once I got in there I was entrapped.

“He had very close acquaintances, but friends he did not have. He told me, ‘I’ve found one friend, which is you’.”

Saaad. Michael Jackson went from a very talented singer at the top of his game to that guy who doesn’t have any friends and wets the bed.  Sounds kind of like me actually, minus the part where I started at a high point. When you earn a name like “Betsy Wetsy” early on in childhood, it kind of dampens any motivation to succeed.

Cat Deeley in Hawaii, who probably doesn’t wet the bed:

After the “pumpkin patch incident” earlier this week where she got kicked out for acting like a total slut, Courtney Stodden along with creepy pedophile husband Doug Hutchinson slurred her way through an explanation of what really went down when she sat down with Dr. Drew.(the other moms were jealous). Says Daily Mail,

Her upcoming appearance on Dr. Drew is designed to explain her racy Pumpkin Patch appearance last weekend.

But Courtney Stodden appears to make matters worse for herself as she slurs her way through the interview on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers, alongside her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson.

In a sneak preview of the sit-down, the 17-year-old is seen with garbled speech and consistently fidgets as she perches herself on the addiction medicine specialist’s couch.

Dressed in a revealing pink mini dress, her behaviour can only be described as odd.

Even Doug himself is forced to interject at numerous times, when the teen bride attempts to speak on her own behalf.

In the clip, the pair explain the incident, which lead to the teenage bride being asked to leave the PG13 event after furious parents complained about her inappropriate behavior.

Doug confirms that they were indeed kicked out of the event.

‘One thing about the pumpkin patch fiasco; we were kicked off the pumpkin patch,’ Doug explains.
‘We went to pick out pumpkins the other day… Courtney was dressed as you saw her in sort of the Daisy Duke like thing.’

‘Was she kicked out for the attire?’ asks Drew.

As Doug repeats the question and before he can answer Drew, Courtney interjects. Posing and pouting, she is seen slurring her words.

‘The women were coming up to the manager and complaining,’ she says .

‘Because of the kids?’ Drew asks.

‘Because of the kids,’ Courtney replies sarcastically, making quotation mark gestures with her fingers as she sways back and forth on the couch.

Doug is then seen once again taking over, with the occasion clap and ‘woo-hew’ thrown in by Courtney.

The Green Mile actor tells Drew that there were people at the patch who were enjoying their appearance.
‘And their cleavage was hanging out quit a bit,’ Courtney once again butts in.

Courtney was asked to leave the pumpkin patch in Valencia, California last weekend, due to her inappropriate attire and behaviour.

“Pumpkin patch princess”, huh? Someone should really pitch the idea to Disney. Their lineup of Disney Princesses is really lacking in PVC boots, silicone and Parkinson’s-like movements.

Here’s Sandra Bullock at the 2011 amfAR Inspiration Gala, doing “frosted eyeshadow” right:

Steven Tyler called in to the Today Show this morning to address rumors that his fall in the shower yesterday was precipitated by a booze-and-pill bingefest. According to TMZ:

Tyler [said], “I get that people think that [I was using again] … It still bothers me a little, but it’s something that I have to deal with for the rest of my life.”

He added, “We flew last night from Paraguay after that incident and we’re in Argentina for two hours. And anyone who knows anyone who uses substances wouldn’t be up at this hour having a talk with Matt Lauer and the rest of America.”

Moments later, Matt asked, “But you’re clean and sober, that’s not the issue?”

Tyler replied, “No, it’s not the issue.”

Well, at the very least, I can finally stop wondering what Janice Dickinson would look like as zombie-fied Lloyd Christmas from “Dumb & Dumber.” I know that one’s probably been keeping you up nights, too.

In a recent interview with Parade magazine, Brad Pitt made the mistake of admitting that he “wasn’t living an interesting life” while married to Jennifer Aniston and that he spent most of their marriage “trying to pretend it was something that it wasn’t.” Now Jennifer is of course demanding a public apology from him, because it’s not like she talked about their marriage and Brad Pitt in every other interview she’s ever fucking done. Oh, wait. Us Magazine says:

42-year-old ex-wife [Jennifer Aniston] got wind of the catty comment [and] “was annoyed,” a pal close to the actress says. “She thought it was rude and inappropriate.”

Team Aniston — her agent and publicists — “went ballistic,” a Pitt insider reveals, and angrily reached out to Pitt’s camp.

“They got his team involved and Brad was read the riot act,” the source says. “We think he’s jealous she’s in love.”

Within 24 hours, Pitt had surprisingly released a statement lamenting that his words were misinterpreted, and that his former love “is an incredibly giving, loving and hilarious woman.”

Sure, her new boyfriend’s hogging the umbrella, and yes, his jeans are tighter than hers, and maybe he’s wearing more jewelery than she is, but Justin Theroux is still a man. He may not be attractive, talented or interesting, and he may give off a creepy Adam Lambert vibe, but he clearly loves Jennifer Aniston‘s credit cards. Eat your heart out, Brad Pitt.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

“Star Wars” actress and Jenny Craig spokesperson Carrie Fisher revealed her fifty-pound weight loss and a brand-new face on “The Today Show” this morning. The Daily Mail says:

The actress has shed 50lbs in nine months since becoming the face of diet company, Jenny Craig.

But some couldn’t help but notice that her face, as well as her body, seems to have undergone a transformation of sorts.

While she kept quite about her rejuvenated features, she was certainly forthcoming about her decision to lose weight.

Carrie’s new face looks comes courtesy of Botox, cheek and lip fillers, an eyebrow lift and maybe even a neck tuck. I hate it. She looks pissed off the whole time she’s talking because her face only moves from about a third of the way down. It’s like she’s grimacing her way through the interview. Granted, I would be grimacing too if I were sitting three feet from Ann Curry, but that’s not really the point. The point is that Carrie’s had more work done than the Millennium Falcon. High five!

Turns out that Taylor Momsen IS just as greasy and nasty as she looks. And it’s not an act, either, because she quit acting, remember? The Daily Mail says:

The 18-year-old Gossip Girl star and singer recently revealed in an interview with Elle magazine that sometimes she doesn’t wash.

When asked what sort of beauty products she takes with her on tour, she said: ‘I tend not to bring a lot — [just] a lot of black eyeshadow. A lot of the time you don’t have time to shower.

Even truck stop hookers have the decency to hit the Mapco sink and a couple of baby wipes between johns. Why? I’m gonna give you one word — “seepage.” Process that for a minute. And now imagine that seepage has been encased in vinyl hot pants and fishnets and broiling in crotch sweat every night for a week straight. Having sex with her would be like dipping your dick in a damn car battery.

Performing with her band The Pretty Reckless last month:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

For the first time since their split last month, Jennifer Lopez opens up about her seven-year marriage to Marc Anthony in the September issue of Vanity Fair. People Magazine says:

Lopez, 42, tells Vanity Fair: “Sometimes we don’t realize that we are compromising ourselves. To understand that a person is not good for you, or that that person is not treating you in the right way – if I stay, then I am not doing the right thing for me.”

She adds, “I love myself enough to walk away from that now.”

Lopez says both she and Anthony worked at making their marriage work. “Sometimes it doesn’t work – and that’s sad. But I remain an eternal optimist about love. I believe in love.”

“I love myself enough to walk away from that now.” What a load of horse shit. It never ceases to amaze me how self-centered and narcissistic celebrities can be. Loving one’s self is something nobody has difficulty doing. In fact, I love myself too much to talk about this stupid twat anymore. I think you’ll agree, it’s the greatest love of all.

One more pic from Vanity Fair + her as a human kaleidoscope:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures, Vanity Fair

Kat Von D stormed off the set of Good Day LA yesterday after the show’s hosts dared to mention that she and Jesse James had split. The Daily Mail says:

The drama unfolded after one of the show hosts, Jeff Michael, mentioned her ex Jesse James after they aired a preview of TLC show LA Ink.

In the clip, Kat is seen showing off a tattoo she had just got of James’s face on her arm. Von D was not happy when Jeff highlighted that she had had the etching done just before the break-up.

After storming out, Kat immediately took to Twitter, hitting out at Good Day LA for being insensitive.

Kat tweeted: ‘Dear GoodDayLA, thanks for the waste of a perfectly good morning. Lack of compassion n respect for each other never fails to disappoint me. [Totally] disrespectful intro you guys ‘snuck’ in.’

Just to clarify, she was on Good Day L.A. to promote her new show. Her people were the ones who sent the clip to the show in the first place, and said pre-approved clip consisted of Kat getting Jesse James’ face tattooed on her ribcage, then surprising Jesse James with the Jesse James tattoo, and then embracing Jesse James, then telling the camera she was nervous because she didn’t know how Jesse James would react to the Jesse James tattoo. What they hell else were they supposed to talk about? Her cheap-ass wigs? Her disconcerting gay man’s voice? The utter unwatchability of her show? There’s only so many directions you can go here. The Jesse James route was really the least offensive.

Tyra Banks is shamelessly plugging her new book “Modelland” every way she can think of, even reenacting scenes from the book in crowded public places from which people can’t escape. You know what they say about captive audiences! The Daily Mail says:

Tyra Banks hit the streets of New York dressed as one of the characters from her new fantasy book “Modelland.”

Tyra and a team of models hit the subway to ride the 7 Train.

“They all piled on and started posing on the train,” said an onlooker. “She was wearing a glittery eye mask that made her look like a superhero.”

Tyra was also seen acting out the part of her character from the book [by "tossing] her drink all over the other models,” said a witness.

“The whole thing looked like some crazy street theater.”

The book — which was written by Tyra herself, not a ghost writer — is the first in a trilogy about the mystical world of “Modelland.” Think America’s Next Top Model meets Harry Potter, with a little 7th grade creative writing flair:

The series of books are based on a teenage girl and her friends [going] to a pretend place called Modelland.

“Every girl in the world wants to go there because it’s where ‘Intoxibellas’ are trained,” Tyra [said].

“Intoxibellas are drop-dead beautiful, kick-butt fierce and, yeah, maybe they have some powers too. But I’m confirming NOTHING! You gotta wait for the book.”

And those unconfirmed “powers” is what finally brings us to the Barbie Pegasus wing that’s over her eye during her Good Morning American interview. It’s like a Golden Ticket, but way stupider. She told GMA’s Robin Roberts:

“In Modelland, this fantasy world that I created for my novel, if you find one of these — which I call a Smize — it increases your chances of getting into the most exclusive school in the entire world, the school that creates the most amazing supermodels called Intoxibellas. It increases your chances 91%.”

Modellland? Intoxibellas? Smize? Come on. Even Snooki’s book was better than this shit. And it says a lot if you’re losing literary battles to Snooki. That’s like losing a pants-pissing contest to the Cowardly Lion.

If you like feeling uncomfortable and repulsed at the same time, then have I got the thing for you: video footage of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison and his 16-year old wife Courtney Stodden giving an interview in which they deem themselves “the most controversial couple in the world” and rub noses and talk about flying on “their wings of love.” You might want to give your gag reflex some time to prepare. The Daily Mail says:

“He’s a tiger,” Stodden told E! Online about Hutchison’s bedroom performance.

“You’re so bad,” Hutchison said, nuzzling his pouting wife in the interview which aired today.

Her husband [also] defended his wife in the wake of speculation that she has had surgery.

“A lot of the critics are saying that Courtney is a fake — that’s she’s a Barbie doll, fake boobs, fake lips, fake nose, fake hair – but God was her only plastic surgeon.”

“I was born this way out of the womb,” Stodden insisted. “Like, hello world!”

If that’s how she looked when she came out of the womb, then I really hope she was born in a train station under a clock that ran backwards. Bitch looks 40 if she’s a day.

Paris Hilton up and walked out of ABC News interview at her L.A. home earlier this week when correspondent Dan Harris dared to suggest that her new show’s poor ratings indicated that she was “past her prime” and no longer the reality star du jour. “Du jour” of course meaning “of the butt.” Good Morning America says:

Others [i.e. the Kardashians] have usurped her role at the top of the reality television pecking order [and] her latest series, “The World According to Paris” debuted to a dismal 400,000 viewers.

Though Hilton said that she doesn’t feel that [Kim] Kardashian [is] overshadowing her and that [her show's poor] ratings didn’t bother her, she walked out of the interview with the mention of her moment having passed.

After storming off, Hilton eventually returned to the interview after some cajoling to discuss her ideas about her own reinvention.

I never understood Paris Hilton’s appeal in the first place. She’s built like a giraffe and she’s got the one wonky eye and that baby voice thing she and Kim Kardashian do is goddamn repulsive. My jaw and fist involuntarily clench up just at the sight of them. And once I’ve clenched my fist, it cannot be un-clenched until it has spilled blood. Or drywall. Needless to say, “Keeping up with the Kardashians” cost me my deposit on more than one apartment.

After letting Plum Miami Magazine pay for her hotel stay and that of her entourage and then giving them nothing but a shitload of unusable photographs in return (see below), 45 25-year-old Lindsay Lohan bailed on the interview because she was too busy still partying from the night before. Burning bridges is almost an art for this bitch. The would-be interviewer writes in the magazine (via Us Weekly):

“As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, ‘Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan,’” Powers recalls. “And it was done.”

Noting that Lohan drank wine while discussing her sobriety, Powers says the Mean Girls star was “constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister…or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels.”

Frustrated with the state of her career, Lohan said she “took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan,” Powers adds.

Though Lohan abruptly canceled the interview, that didn’t stop her from making the most out of her time in Miami. “Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave,” Powers writes. “It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours — not pretty.”

The most annoying part, Powers [says], is that “Plum covered all Lindsay’s expenses, including airfare for her and her family/entourage, lodging at the iconic Raleigh hotel in the penthouse suite and all transportation costs.”

So they’re implying that Lindsay Lohan is some kind of drunken, unprofessional, spoiled, narcissistic self-entitled cunt? I dunno, this is the first I’m hearing of this. Surely there’s some kind of mistake.

“Behind the Scenes” video: