Gwyneth Paltrow Works The Jumpsuit

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If you don’t keep up with the latest fashion trends, ladies, jumpsuits are supposedly the must-have item for summer 2008. The runways this season were teeming with models sporting the one-piece, a la Gwyneth Paltrow at the “Iron Man” premiere in L.A. last night. To make the ensemble truly authentic, just add a little chest hair and a gold medallion with a robust mustache and a “Far out, groovy lady!” That way, if you need to jump your motorcycle over a flaming gorge, star in a seventies porno or party at a disco in Uzbekistan later on, you’re already dressed for the part. Form and function, my friends!

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