Britney’s Boinking the Help

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The mystery man seen frolicking with Britney Spears in Cabo earlier this week has finally been identified — his name is Lee, and he’s a former Israeli soldier turned Britney Spears bodyguard. (For those of you keeping track, that would be the fourth time Britney has taken to porking a member of her entourage). A source told The Sun

“Britney and Lee hit it off immediately. He is her perfect type. She loves guys who work out and he is in great shape from his days serving in the Israeli Army. He also has a few tattoos, which she loves. They’ve spent so much time together that one thing led to another and their relationship became physical. They are in Mexico together. They’ve been having a great time — Lee’s put a smile on her face.”

Of course, cigarettes and Burrito Supremes also put a smile on her face, but you can’t have sex with either of them. Not without a whole lot of mess and burning when you pee. I guess this guy was the next best thing.

Ultra-crappy pictures of Brit horseback riding in Cabo:

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