Jessica Alba and Jack Black will be guest starring on a special hour-long post-Super Bowl episode of the “The Office” February 1st. Star Magazine reports

During the show, some of the officemates try to secretly watch a bootleg copy of a Hollywood flick during the workday. Jess and Jack Black play characters in the pirated movie.

And The Office will no-doubt benefit from Jessica Alba’s and Jack Black’s unique brands of talent. And by “unique brands of talent” I mean “wooden line recitation” and “over-the-top Robin-Wiliams-esque zaniness.” Congratulations, NBC! You usually don’t get that kind of winner on your hands without first going number two and not wiping.

Launching the Campari Calendar with Donatella Versace in Milan:

Photo source: BAUER-GRIFFIN

Jack Black inadvertently revealed that his “Kung Fu Panda” co-star Angelina Jolie is in fact expecting twins during a Today Show interview from Cannes yesterday. Us Weekly obtained the following excerpts from the interview:

“You’re gonna have as many as Brady Bunch when you have these,” Black said [to Angelina during the interview].

“So is that confirmed? Is it two?” [Natalie] Morales asked.

Jolie said “Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already. Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”

“Is that true?” Black asked, to which Jolie laughingly replied, “Yeah, you did.” Black joked, “I’m glad I didn’t blow it!”

“We’re out [with the news],” Jolie said. “We’re fine. I’m very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant… You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”

Of course there’s two. If I’ve learned anything from Star Wars, is that you can’t bring balance to the force with just one. Besides, the guys on the Jedi Council Forum say if you interpret the prophecy literally, it would take two chosen ones to counter-effect the Sith duality of master/apprentice — always two there are; no more, no less, according to The Rule of Two first instituted by Darth Bane approximately 1,000 years before the Battle of Yanvin. My Jedi Council Forum also says that rule forbidding Jedi to love is the reason why we’re all still virgins. It makes perfect sense to me.

Lindsay Lohan has been axed from yet another movie — for those of you keeping score, that would make two in one week — this one a romantic comedy starring Jack Black. According to E! Online

Patriot Pictures tells E! News that Lohan is no longer a part of “Ye Olde Times,” a rom-com in the world of Renaissance Faire. “We have just decided to go our separate ways. We currently have an offer out to another actor.” [Patriot Pictures] would not say whether Lohan was being replaced for insurance, scheduling reasons or for her reputation for being difficult on set.

Pulling Lindsay Lohan off the set of a medieval romantic comedy starring Jack Black is kinda like wiping the mustache off a Dirty Sanchez. It won’t make that much of a difference, and it’s still gonna stink big time.

Shooting her new leggings line at the Vista Theater and Robertson Boulevard: