Jamie Foxx Would Have Killed Roman Polanski

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Jamie Foxx is okay with making sexual jokes about someone else’s daughter, but if he had it his way, pervert Roman Polanski would be a goner. Digital Spy reports,

Jamie Foxx has said that convicted sex offender and film director Roman Polanski would “be missing” if he had touched his daughter.

The Soloist actor verbally attacked Polanski, who is currently facing extradition to the US after he fled the country in 1978 when he was convicted of having sex with a 13-year-old girl.

Foxx told Parade magazine: “If it had been my daughter who was barely a teenager - my daughter is 15 - Roman Polanski would be missing… period. It wouldn’t even get to the court case.”

He continued: “But, that’s me and I wouldn’t want anyone else to follow that because you should let the justice system work it out.”

Foxx added: “On the other hand, I don’t know Roman Polanski, but maybe if I had a relationship with him my answer would be different. I just think this whole issue is bigger than Roman Polanski.”

If he’s wondering how he should do the deed, I’d suggest bludgeoning him with a hammer. The hammer is his penis!

Who Wants to See a Naked Jamie Foxx Photo?

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Media TakeOut obtained this photo of what appeared to be Jamie Foxx snapping a pic of himself buck-ass naked in front of a mirror (click here for the NSFW mega-penis action). For those of you keeping count, that makes him, Rihanna, Cassie, Ashley Greene, Vanessa Hudgens all within the last month and a half. Honestly, I don’t know what it is with celebrities and taking nekkid pictures of themselves and “leaking” them online lately. It’s best to leave that business to the pros. And by “pros” I mean “14-year old girls with self-esteem issues and inattentive parents.” Thank God for cell phone cameras and messy divorces!

UPDATE: Foxx is admitting it’s him and claiming it was taken for an upcoming movie role and therefore his property, so image has been removed per threatening lawyer request. Wienerific!

At “The Soloist” premiere with Robert Downey, Jr.:

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Jamie Foxx Apologizes to Miley Cyrus

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Jamie Foxx is trying to make amends for bashing “Hannah Montana” star Miley Cyrus on his self titled Sirius radio show over the weekend. It all started when one of his homies asked him on the air, “Did you all hear what that bitch [Miley] said? She had the nerve to put down Radiohead when they didn’t want to meet her before the Grammys.” Foxx responded with

“Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? Let me get an order of mouth, light on the teeth, heavy on the gums.

[Bitch need to] do some heroin… be a lesbian and put some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia.”

In response to the public outcry, Jamie went on last night’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno in the hopes of back-pedaling his way to forgiveness. He said

“I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far… There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously.

Miley, I apologize, so I’ll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand.”

Funny how that works, isn’t it? Jamie cracks on Miley’s gums and it’s “harmless” and “all in good fun.” Had Miley mentioned his big-ass gums, she’d be labeled a bigot and a racist and the media backlash would have been swift and unmerciful. Some people call that a double standard. I like to call it, “Bitch, you earned your keep playing Ugly Wanda and the dude who got his salad tossed by a dog in Booty Call.” I guess that’s what they mean when they say people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Gummy getting an iced coffee Easter Sunday:

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