Jamie-Lynn Sigler Upskirt
Tags: Jamie Lynn Sigler, upskirt
I was always a big fan of nursery rhymes as a kid. And not just for the homosexual and infanticidal subtexts, either. Mostly because they rhymed. I love a good rhyme. And a rhyme about seeing underpants in France would be the perfect lead-in here, if actress Jamie-Lynn Siegler were actually wearing any. No cigar. So I’m forced to go with the “Me Chinese, me play joke. Me put pee-pee in your coke” opener followed by several armpit fart noises and the “booger machine-gun.” It’s the only intro 4 out of every 5 third-graders recommend!
