Keeley Hazell did a lovely little photo shoot as a promo for her new interactive video “Keeping Keeley”, sponsored by Lynx Effect (that’s Axe Body Spray to Americans).  We had exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from the video last week, as you probably recall.  Americans can’t watch the video, because that’s just the price which must be paid for having body sprays named after lumberjack tools instead of big cats (and also because the video is available exclusively to UK residents, who can watch it here).

But hey, quit crying your little bitch tears, Americans!  There’s a sub-par Yank consolation prize!  Here’s the trailer for “Keeping Keeley”:

And here’s the Axe Detailer video “Clean Your Balls” starring Jamie Pressly:

And in other sexy news, Abby will be back tomorrow (for realsies this time [I'm pretty sure]) so you can have a joyous reunion and finally stop cursing my name and wondering when the hell I’m gonna go away.  It’s been delightful, my dears!

Kisses,
Sarah

Keeley Hazell in a promo shoot for “Keeping Keeley”:

“My Name Is Earl” actress Jaime Pressly is claiming that footage of her copping a squat and pissing on the sidewalk in front of a gay bar in broad daylight were actually just part of an elaborate bridal shower game. The Daily Mail says

The 32-year-old was filmed squatting outside a bar in Los Angeles on Sunday afternoon, with a trickle of water issuing from beneath her skirt.

But Pressly, who became engaged to entertainment lawyer Simran Singh last Thursday, said she had completed a dare at her bridal shower. She wrote on her Twitter page: ‘Yes, that is me doing dare number eight at my bridal shower. Things are not always what they seem. Notice my hand in the back? It’s pouring a bottle of water! C’mon guys! Do you think I would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad daylight!’

But footage of the incident was put on YouTube [in which] drinkers inside the well-known gay bar can be heard exclaiming in disgust.

Well, I know from personal experience that “pretending” to perform an act considered “lewd and lascivious” by local law enforcement doesn’t sit too well with a judge. Neither does the “spontaneous combustion” defense when you’re being tried for said lewd and lascivious behavior. Apparently bringing chlorine tablets and a Ziploc bag of ammonia into a courtroom can be considered a felony in all 50 states.

GOLDEN UPDATE: Moving it to the top because that picture is so awesome.

Video of the incident after the jump

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