Just days after her “Mad Men” co-star Christina Hendricks had her cell phone hacked, a picture of January Jones wearing same lingerie she wore in “X-Men: First Class” was supposedly hacked from her phone and leaked online. A more cynical person might point out the fact they have a new season of their show starting this month, but being the eternal optimist that I am, I’m just gonna let that one slide.

Seems like just when we thought we might really know the father of January Jones’ forthcoming  little bastard, Matthew Vaughn’s camp has adamantly denied his being the father. Sheesh–at least when my daddy rejected me, it was just once–little Baby Jones isn’t even born yet, and already it’s been rejected multiple times. Says OK! Magazine,

A report recently hit the Web that suggested X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn, the husband of Claudia Schiffer, could be the father of January Jones‘ baby. But Matthew’s lawyers are now saying it’s an “absolute lie.”

According to the New York Post, Matthew’s lawyers are saying the report is false.

Martin Singer, the director’s attorney, said there is no truth to the report saying Matthew had a “very close relationship” with January on the set of X-Men.

And the suggestion that he could be the father of January’s baby is an “absolute lie.”

January announced last month she was pregnant, but has not confirmed the identity of the baby’s father. It seems the mystery continues.

She hasn’t confirmed the identity of the baby’s father because she fucking can’t. Everyone knows that these actresses have vaginas like my favorite bar: It’s always open, and it doesn’t ask for ID.

Arriving at her hotel in NYC:

There were rumors before, but it’s all but been confirmed that the father of January Jones’ unborn baby is the director of her latest movie “X-Men:First Class,” Matthew Vaughn. It’s also looking like Vaughn’s supermodel wife Claudia Schiffer has been wise to the affair since April. E! Online says:

According to multiple knowledgeable X-Men sources, Vaughn and Schiffer “abruptly” left town at roughly the same time Jones made her surprise baby announcement in April, even though the couple was tentatively scheduled to stay on through May.

[Additionally, Matthew was a no-show at the premiere of his own movie] in New York yesterday— but January [and] other cast members [were there].

His rep [claims] Matthew could not attend the New York screening because of a “severe” case of tonsillitis. Miraculously, though, Mr. Vaughn still seemed quite the chatty Cathy for X-Men interviews on the same day. His health seemed to be in tip-top shape.

Multiple sources from the set insist Jones and Vaughn were “very close” throughout shooting.

Something’s not adding up here, and it’s not just Vaughn’s dubious throat.

So he swapped one frigid rail-thin blonde for another just like her, only one younger and less attractive. How very sexually adventurous of him. What do you want to be he even uses his left hand to masturbate sometimes? Crazy!

Claudia in Cannes; January at the premiere last night:

January Jones has a reputation of being a huge bitch, which is probably great when she’s playing the role of the cuntiest X-Man of all time Emma Frost, but not so great if you’re forced to interact with her on a personal level. Just ask Zach Galifiniakis. The Daily Mail says:

When told January had referred to him as one of the funniest guys she had ever met, Zach had a surprising response.

‘That’s really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other,’ he said. ‘I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’

So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice,’ and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?’

When asked by the magazine if that means he wouldn’t be interested in doing a love scene with the model turned actress he responded: ‘I wouldn’t want to. I’d hate it.’

I get the whole cultural aesthetic and American archetype of self-reinvention thing with Mad Men, but I’ve never seen an episode of it. Mostly because HBO isn’t free. But you know what is free? Love. And also that clinic down on 44th and Vine. I find the two often go hand-in-hand.

January shopping at the mall this week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

For a while, it was looking like January Jones‘ ex-boyfriend Jason Sudekis was the mystery father of her yet-unborn child, but in the immortal words of The Dude, some new shit has come to light, man! The Daily says:

It’s no wonder January Jones won’t reveal the father of her unborn baby. Sources say the dad-to-be is married.

Sources say Jones had an affair on the set of “X-Men: First Class,” which opens on June 3. [Some of the men in the cast who are married] include Matthew Vaughn, James MacAvoy, Kevin Bacon and Oliver Platt.

This just proves that everyone in the world — even unborn bastard children — are only six degrees away from Kevin Bacon. Eerie, isn’t it?

January in Pasadena last week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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