If Pete Doherty’s nipples didn’t melt your panties earlier, ladies, allow me to present a little hot tongue-on-tongue Jared Leto/Ashely Olsen action. Us Weekly says

Ashley Olsen, 21, and Jared Leto, 36 — who dated briefly in 2005 — turned heads while holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A. on Jan. 12. “They looked like a couple and they were making out,” a witness tells Us.

Think “Ethran, warlock of the Coven of Rasehmen” sucking face with a 45-year old diabetic meth addict turned truck stop prostitute. Then punch yourself in the stomach a couple of times, shove a trout in your mouth and finish up with a thorough dusting cigarette butts and eyeliner. It’s pretty much the same thing as making out with the two of them, only minus the pussy emo soundtrack and the dead animal skins.

Ashely doing a little Sabbat shopping with the coven last month: