Britney Spears Looks Haggard

To think that once upon a time Britney Spears was the object of every straight man’s fantasy. Now she looks like she’s married to one of those guys who fantasizes about girls that she used to look like. It’s a cruel, hard fact of life, my mom taught me. That’s not stopping her from stripping …

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Thar He Blows!

Wow, it looks like Britney Spears and K-Fed did the old switcheroo! She’s gotten herself back into shape, and he’s become a big lardass. Jeebus, he actually looks like he has cankles. What do you bet that the pack of Evian water he’s carrying isn’t water at all? It’s just a false cover hiding some …

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Britney Awarded More Time With The Kids

Britney Spears met up with ex-husband Kevin Federline in court yesterday for her first custody hearing in over three months. This one went decidedly better than the last one, in that she didn’t show up five hours late and talking in a British accent. TMZ says Brit will get three days of supervised visitation per …

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Britney Spears Gives Her Kids Nightmares

Those supervised visits with mommy apparently register as “terrifying” on the toddler distress scale, because Britney’s boys have been having nightmares ever since she came back into their lives. According to Page Six Sean Preston has been sleeping in the same room as father Kevin Federline lately because he’s been having nightmares. Preston also cried …

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