You know those eighteen pounds Jennifer Love Hewitt supposedly lost last month? Well, it looks like she found them again. You know how that old saying goes — if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to your hips and thighs, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it’s probably because you never really lost it in the first place. Fatty.
Waddling through Toluca Lake August 23rd:
Size two actress Jennifer Love Hewitt is reportedly not fat, just pregnant. Joke’s on you, blogosphere! Ha! According to Female First
The ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ actress is said to be expecting her first baby with fiancé Ross McCall in June. A source said: “Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news. It wasn’t planned, but now that it’s happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy.” Jennifer, 28, allegedly discovered she was pregnant the week before Thanksgiving in November.
Yet another Christmas miracle! And from the looks of it, I’d say she’s probably pregnant with twins. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun, that is. Ronald McDonald must be so proud!
The affianced Christmas shopping on Saturday:
All that waddling around in Pacific ocean can really make a girl hungry! As, apparently, can “sitting down.” Also the color blue. The phases of the moon. The number seven. Driftwood. Vernacular architecture. Pretty much anything, really. All Jennifer Love Hewitt’s missing are the googly eyes and a good “Me love da letter of de day! Mrrmhmu mumm mmhrmm rmm rrrgh!” before the plate is made to suffer the same unfortunate fate as the letter Q.
Jennifer Love Hewitt has opened up about those unfortunate pictures that hit the net last week of her frolicking in a bikini. Opened up and stuffed in a big wad of fried mozzarella, that is! She writes via her MySpace
This is the last time I will address this subject.
I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful. What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.
You could strap those “size 2″ bikini bottoms to a masted schooner and set sail across the seven seas and still have enough left over to make the crew matching vests and cummerbunds. They’d also make a great fire blanket or night-time sky in an elementary school production of “Goodnight Moon.”
Those size 2 12 pictures again:
Some years ago, Wilmer Valderrama came to Hollywood on a mission: to have sex with as many female celebrities his penis could afford to. And he just did it. Yesterday, he spilled all regarding his Hollywood conquests during an interview with Howard Stern that aired on Sirius Satellite Network:
Among his revelations were that Lindsay Lohan was one of the best girls he’s ever had slept with, Ashlee Simpson was loud in bed and he rated Jennifer Love Hewitt an “eight” out of ten when it came to sex. The actor talked about his sexual prowess in detail, claiming that he has been with two women at once and also engaged in anal sex with a famous actress, who he refused to name. The star discussed dating singer/actress Mandy Moore, whom he met when she guest starred on his hit show, saying they were each other’s “first loves”. Valderrama claims he is “blessed” when it comes to penis size, clocking in at “slightly bigger” than eight inches (20 centimetres). He also revealed that he has videotaped his sexual escapades on numerous occasions, but erased the tapes to keep them from being linked on the internet.
Some will say he’s a man whore, but he’s just doing what any pirate would do in his position: drink, fuck and forget.
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