Since it’s been all Megan, Megan, Megan, Jan BradyAmanda Seyfried had to get in her two cents about sucking face with co-star Megan Fox in the cinematic craptacular “Jennifer’s Body.” GQ writes
Getting it on with [Megan] Fox [in "Jennifer's Body], gratuitous as it was, turned out to be good preparation for Seyfried’s next project, “Chloe,” in which she plays an escort who seduces both Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. “I had to make out with Julianne,” Seyfried says. “I was like, ‘I’ve already done this! This should be easy!’”
No, you haven’t already done this. You made out with Megan Fox. Julianne Moore is an actual actress. It ought to be a whole new experience working with someone whose modus operandi doesn’t consist of cloying come-hither stares and screaming while running away from robot explosions.
There’s been so much hype about Megan Fox’s lesbian kiss with Amanda Seyfried in the colossal stinkbomb “Jennifer’s Body,” but now that I’ve actually seen it, all I can think is “How the hell did I never notice all those acne scars on Megan’s face?” Jesus Christ. It looks like someone set her chin on fire and tried to put it out with an icepick. Megan should really hold out hope that Ray Liotta or Richard Belzer need a skin double in their next movie, or that “ambulatory flesh-colored relief map of Chile” is a full-time job.
Several anonymous Transformers 2 crew members posted an open letter about Megan Fox on director Michael Bay’s official website — and they were, uh, less than complimentary, to say the least. The NY Daily News says
“We’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies,” read the letter, which was taken down from the site after being read by thousands of fans. “And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able.
Megan is the queen of… trailer trash and posing like a porn star… [and] a thankless, classless, graceless, unfriendly [bitch].”
Boy, that’s practically word-for-word the toast I used at my stepmom’s bridal shower. Except I closed with “And you’re not the fucking boss of me, Tina!” and slammed the door so hard a picture fell off the wall. I always like to aim for a strong finish.
At NY Fashion Week, plus bonus stills of her making out with Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer’s Body after the jump:
Megan Fox loved getting her lezzie on with costar Amanda Seyfried in the new Diablo Cody movie “Jennifer’s Body,” but Amanda was obviously intimidated by making out with someone so unbelievably hot and rife with raw insecurity sexuality. At least that’s the way Megan saw it. She told Us Magazine
“I felt more comfortable kissing [Amanda] in the movie than kissing any of the other people that I had to kiss. [But] I think she was extremely uncomfortable. I don’t think that — I know that. She was not comfortable and there was a lot of laughing — like, giggling fits that happened in between takes.
[But] I’m pretty sexy in it.”
Because God forbid anybody think anyone other than Megan Fox is sexy in this movie. Especially not Amanda Seyfried. Only Megan can be confident in her sexuality! That’s kind of her schtick, you know? So is being insipid, over-compensatory and one-dimensional — and I’m not just talking about Diablo Cody’s screenplay! Ba-dum chish!*
* That’s TWO in one day! I better go lay down now before I hurt myself.
If I’m ever going to wield my vision of an absolute gynocracy on an unsuspecting public, I’m going to need someone like Megan Fox in “Jennifer’s Body” to spearhead my campaign. Someone who has all the power of a soul-sucking demon, but still renders men helpless with the overwhelming desire to masturbate. Otherwise Hillary Clinton would be my obvious first choice.
This is certainly a whole new look for Megan Fox. Kind of an Underworld: Evolution meets Dita von Teese sort of thing. It reminds me a little of my goth phase back in high school. I did the whole dark lips/dark hair thing, too. And the over-powdered skin, the black eyeliner, the burning my forearms with cigarettes because the popular girls put a dead bird covered in Crisco in my locker during gym class. But hey, you don’t get to be High Priestess of the Kingswood Academy Upper School Coven without suffering the occasional slings and arrows, you know. So, incubus succubus, Megan! May the circle be open!
At the the My Space/IGN party for “Jennifer’s Body” (and you thought Megan Fox couldn’t take a bad picture):
The latest issue of Empire magazine has the first pictures of Megan Fox as a demon-possessed cheerleader in Diablo Cody’s new movie “Jennifer’s Body,” in which Megan has a lesbian love scene with co-star Amanda Seyfried. Also included? Obtuse attempts at cultural relevance and painfully scripted witticisms. “That ain’t no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, homeskillet!” Ugh. Thank God for hot lesbian cheerleaders. Is there anything they can’t fix?
The world premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen happened in Tokyo, which means we are one step closer to the end of the press tour for this movie, when Megan Fox might finally shut the hell up for awhile. Or at least until the press junkets for Jennifer’s Body and Jonah Hex.
Michael Bay with the cast at the world premiere in Tokyo:
Megan Fox:
Shia LaBeouf:
Josh Duhamel:
Isabel Lucas (yeah, I have no idea who she is, either):
