Jesse James just found a way to make the title “Most Hated Man in America” really stick — his stepmother claims he tortured helpless animals and pledged his allegiance to the Third Reich when he was just a kid. The Huffington Post says

“Jesse became obsessed with Hitler’s personality and the SS and he was fascinated with the Nazis. He definitely has an attraction with the power race thing,” former stepmother Janina James Coan told Radaronline.com

Jesse’s Nazi obsession extended to a fascination with Josef Mengele, a concentration camp ‘Angel of Death’ who would perform unimaginable experiments on captives.

“When Jesse was about 14 or 15 years old he started killing baby rats by injecting them with alcohol,” she said. “He told me it’s what Dr. Mengele would do.”

When asked why he would torture animals like that, James reportedly said, “Well, it’s easier than burning down a church or raping a blind kid. Sieg Heil!” And that’s about the time his agent turned the pistol on himself and everybody started screaming.

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Jesse James publicly offered up an excuse for his multiple affairs on ABC’s Nightline last night: his sad feelings about his dad beating him when he was a little kid made him do it. He said in the interview:

“Bike builder, Monster Garage TV star, all that stuff is a huge smokescreen so that people won’t see that I’m a scared, abused kid, a seven-year-old. [My father] beat my ass pretty good… I just remember, like, clinched teeth, strained-neck look on his face. My whole childhood, I was always scared.”

“[One time my dad was chasing me in the dark and] I tripped and snapped my wrist and I remember my dad laughed at me when I hit the ground and called me a dummy. I was petrified of my dad. I was a terrorized kid and, I mean, it’s really tough for me to think about now because… [my daughter] is the age that I was when my dad broke my arm.”

Unless his dad beat him with biker chick fetish magazines and white supremacist porn, I fail to see the correlation between his affairs and his abuse. I don’t buy into that whole culture of victimhood rhetoric. Your “feelings of worthlessness,” your “self-sabotage,” your “innate struggle between Eros and Thanatos” — all of it’s bullshit, every last bit of it. You want to assign blame, you need to start pointing the finger where it belongs: at the Jews.

Watch the interview after the jump.

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Jesse James’ much-anticipated interview is set to air on Nightline tonight, and a few more teaser clips have been dribbled out of Good Morning America’s urethra and into the adult diaper that is the internet (see above). If you’re wondering why he’s coming forward now, Jesse says it’s because the photos of him playing Nazi that surfaced last month unfairly portrayed him as a racist and an anti-Semite. Us Magazine says

“Dealing with losing my marriage and my son and embarrassing everyone and decimating my life… but to be called a racist on top of that is, it makes me really sad,” he said.

Of the photos, James said, “I could tell by the look on my face it was a joke that was funny then, probably for a minute, but then looking at it in the context of now and in my life, it’s not funny. There’s not a racist bone in my body.”

When asked why he adopted a black child, James said he “didn’t care what color” the baby was. “My only prerequisite for adopting a baby: I want the baby that needs us the most.”

But he “threw away” their “amazing marriage” and “wanted to get caught… [Sandra] had her suspicions, but, you know, I lied, and lied my way out of it,” he said. “I lied to everyone about everything, even to myself.”

That’s right — he didn’t care what color the baby was. Just so long as it wasn’t a goddamn dirty Jew baby. And you can quote him on that one.

Sandra Bullock’s soon-to-be ex-husband Jesse James will be giving his first public interview since news of his multiple affairs broke earlier this year. Entertainment Tonight says

James is going on the record in a new TV interview with ABC’s “Nightline” on Tuesday, May 25. He’ll answer questions about his marital indiscretions and his time in rehab, [including] why he cheated on his Oscar-winning wife and what role he’ll have in her newly adopted baby son Louis Bardo Bullock’s life.

But nobody on Nightline better refer to him as “the most hated man in America,” because it’s not on his list of Jesse-James-approved insults. According to TMZ

Jesse James he no longer wants to be referred to as a Nazi … or as that dumbass who cheated on Sandra Bullock.

James is making his plea to an L.A. County Superior Court judge, in a case where Jesse is accused of screwing over a clothing company.

In the docs, Jesse asks the judge to exclude any evidence or mention of:

- Jesse’s sexual behavior
- The phrase “most hated man in America” to describe Jesse
- Any mention of the word “nazi” or “nazis” to describe Jesse
- The terms, “monster … skin head … racist … homophobe … prostitute … cheater”
- Bombshell McGee

Also prohibited: the terms “poopyhead,” “baldy,” “the great white way,” and “Kommandant Stinken Püssen.” I just want to know where my lawyer was when I was at recess in the third grade.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is still convinced that she’ll be able to convince people that she didn’t know Jesse James was married when she banged him. Plus, it’s like they’re soul mates! Via Digital Spy,

The tattooed model told Inside Edition that she sincerely apologises to Sandra Bullock for what happened between her and the actress’s estranged husband.

“I am so sorry this happened, [it's] a heartfelt apology,” said McGee. “I feel for her. And to go through all this, the embarrassment she must be going through… it’s very sad.”

McGee said that she met James after sending him a MySpace friend request in the hope that it would lead to modelling work. The mechanic then invited her to his garage and when she got there, she added that he “put the moves on her”.

“I said to him, ‘Wait, wait, wait, stop, this isn’t right. Aren’t you married to Sandra?’ And he said, ‘No, we are separated. I can’t talk about it, she’s filming a movie right now, she lives in Austin, Texas. I live here. We live separately, we are not together’.”

She also confirmed that he wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. “I was duped by him. I believed him when he told me that he was separated,” she insisted.

After explaining that the two had sex on the sofa in his office that night, she offered an explanation as to why James was attracted to her.

“I think Jesse saw maybe a little bit more in common with me. We have the tattoos, we’re into the motorcycles. He always told me how beautiful I was, [said] I had gorgeous eyes. On a daily basis I heard how beautiful I was. Maybe I offered something intellectually she didn’t have.”

Oh yeah, you offered something that Sandra didn’t have, but let’s not pretend it was intellectual. I think it was something more along the lines of “anal sex”, a “burning itch”, and “flirting with contracting Hep C”.

The New York Post is reporting that Sandra Bullock is preparing divorce papers against horn-dog hubby Jesse James.

The Academy Award-winning actress has prepared divorce papers against her cheating hubby, while it was revealed today that the couple has a pre-nup agreement that specifies he gets no money should they split because of infidelity.
Bullock is ready to divorce Jesse James after it was revealed last month that he had cheated on her with at least four other women, RadarOnline.com reported.
The celebrity site reported last week that James had confessed to carrying on affairs with seven women.
As a result, the bad boy biker checked himself into an Arizona rehab clinic to receive treatment for sex addiction, but reportedly left after Bullock refused to take his phone calls.

That was a smart thing to do on Sandra’s part, as far as the pre-nup goes. Too bad she didn’t have the smarts to figure out it probably wasn’t a good idea to marry someone who’d been married to a porn star. It never ceases to amaze me how seemingly intelligent women get really stupid when it comes to the men they pick. If he’s not Prince Charming when you marry him, he’s not likely to change after you marry him! This “Duh” moment brought to you by Sonya.

Hi guys, it’s Sonya here one more day, so suck it up, cupcakes. Over the weekend it was reported that Jesse James HAS BEEN CURED OF LOVING TEH SEX! No, not really. Digital Spy reports,

Jesse James has given up on rehab after just one week, according to reports.

James, who is alleged to have cheated on his Oscar-winning wife Sandra Bullock, left Arizona’s Sierra Tucson Treatment Center during the Easter weekend.

A source told Star: “All of Jesse’s pals have been talking about it.

“It seems Jesse just isn’t that serious about rehab after all.”

I think the problem is that, even if he initially wanted to change and try to save his marriage, Jesse James is ingrained too strongly with the White Trash Way. A turd floating in the toilet may aspire to leave its humble aquatic abode, but the downward suck of the toilet is too much to resist.

And now here’s some pictures of Kelly Brook for Ultimo Lingerie, because she’s a lot nicer to look at than Jesse James and all his whores combined:

Jesse James may be a serial adulterer and all-around tattooed white trash, but he’s not a Nazi. Us Weekly says,

An attorney for Jesse James is explaining his client’s shocking “Nazi salute” photo unearthed by Us Weekly.

Lawyer Joe Yanny told CNN that the German Nazi hat worn by James in the 2004 snapshot (in which James strikes a “Heil Hitler” pose and mimics Hitler’s mustache) was actually a “gag gift” from James’ Jewish godfather.

While in poor taste, possessing or wearing the accessory doesn’t make James a neo-Nazi, Yanny insisted.

To further prove that James is no anti-Semite, Yanny added that James lived for nearly a month in an Israeli kibbutz.

“He did it for shock value,” a source tells Us Weekly of the photo, taken in James’ home. The tattooed biker is “just a history buff,” an insider tells Us Weekly. “He had a stepmom whose father lost family in the camps, and they’d talk about it growing up. Jesse’s not a white supremacist.”

It’s a good thing that none of his mistresses have shown any sort of white supremacist leanings, because that would make this explanation seem like total bullshit.

James with his daughter Sunny:

Sorry about the lack of updates on Friday, guys. Turns out you’re not allowed internet access from a holding cell anymore. Who knew? Sarah is as much a victim in this as we all are.

But in other news, the initial whore in the Jesse James affair scandal has something to say to all you h8rz out there. Michelle McGee posted the following on her official Facebook page:

For all you internet warriors on here talking shit…it’s easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your shit don’t smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone…in other words FUCK YOU

My fellow Southern Baptists will recognize that little stone quote from the gospel of John, where Jesus was responding to a group of Mosaic law scholars regarding the fate of a woman caught in the act of adultery. Only Bombshell there got it all wrong at the end. Jesus would never say “fuck you.” It’s not his style. He would have gone with “Be thou fuck-ed,” and then maybe a “yea verily, I say unto you, sit thee and spinneth” while holding up his middle finger and grabbing his crotch. Jesus spoke the King’s English, goddammit. Recognize.

I warned you the deluge of whores was about to be unleashed: a third woman has come forward claiming she had sex with Jesse James while he was still married to Sandra Bullock. And no, despite what the picture may suggest, Ms. Daguerre was actually born a female (slide show here). According to TMZ:

Brigitte Daguerre claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex 4 times before she cut it off.

Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up), many of them extremely graphic. Among the milder, Jesse says, “I’ll be your monkey.”

Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre complained that Jesse wasn’t letting loose. He explains, “I’m texting you in secret.”

Seriously, I didn’t think anyone could surface who’d make Tiger Woods look like the good guy, but damn if Jesse didn’t pull it off. Tiger might be a philandering whoremongering blackhearted cheater, yes, but he fucked around on a snooty foreign model, not America’s sweetheart. The only way Jesse could be less popular with the American public now is if he took dump on the Statue of Liberty and then wiped his his ass with the flag.

It’s been revealed today that a former female employee at Jesse James’ West Coast Choppers settled a sexual harassment lawsuit against him and his company to the tune of $725,000 back in 2007. That would be two years into his marriage to Sandra Bullock, for those of you who aren’t so hot with math. According to TMZ:

The woman claimed between 2006 – 2007, Jesse James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts.

The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse. In one email, which is included in the file, Jesse wrote to the woman, “Need anything before I split?” She responded, “Some Tums.” Jesse replied, “I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better.”

She claims after an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt.

The woman quit in 2007 and hired Gloria Allred’s law firm to represent her. No lawsuit was ever filed, but on September 27, 2007, the matter settled for $725,000.

In the settlement docs, Jesse neither admitted nor denied the allegations.

When asked for comment, Tiger Woods reportedly said, “Wheeeeeee!” and high-fived his press agent. This has gotta be the best thing to happen to him this year.

Carrie Underwood in next month’s Allure, because the broads that dude bangs are GD disgusting:

More women have come forward this week claiming to have bedded sex-scandal-plagued Tiger Woods (whore left) and Jesse James (whore right). You might want to go ahead and Lysol your monitor before you read any further. The Daily Mail says

Adult film actress Devon James claimed her relationship with Woods lasted for two-and-a-half years.

The 29-year-old blonde said Woods paid nearly [six grand] for her and another woman to engage in a threesome.

Ms James [says Tiger] brought up his wife Elin Nordegren on their second meeting, telling her that she didn’t want to have sex very often.

She insisted she could back up her romantic connection to Woods with phone records.

What a classy dame right there. Put a swastika on that hat and a few more tattoos on her chest and she could have been underneath Jesse James a couple of times, too. Kinda like Melissa Smith, the chick on the right in the header shot. Star Magazine says

The sexy blonde stripper spills the exclusive details of her affair with the Jesse — including unprotected sex, kinky requests and intercourse on his office couch.

Melissa first made contact with Jesse online… in September 2006 (a year after he married Sandra) when he saw a photo of her on the Web site posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party.

After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave his e-mail address with the name “Vanilla Gorilla” — the nickname Jesse goes by and Michelle referred to as well.

Soon after Melissa traveled to California, where they “ended up having sex on his couch,” Melissa [says].

And there’s sure to be more women to come. Us Magazine says

Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James cheated on her with other women besides tattoo model Michelle McGee.

“This is just the first person who has gone public,” one source [says]. “This is not an isolated incident. When Sandra is away, he gets bored.”

In fact, James’ infidelity has been an open secret among employees at his West Coast Choppers bike shop. James would regularly post Internet ads looking for “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs,” says a source. “He sees their photos, answers the ads and invites the girls to his office.”

How could Bullock, 45, be in the dark about her husband of nearly five years?

“He is a whole other person when they’re together,” says a source. “She was completely duped.”

This just confirms my suspicion that women would rule the fucking galaxy if we didn’t keep falling in love with the jerkoffs we sleep with. Pussy makes the world go round. It’s a multi-billion dollar industry. It sells everything from automobiles to soda and seems to be the only reason most men get up in the morning. You can be fat, old, ugly, stupid — doesn’t matter, so long as you have a vagina. It’s the proverbial “carrot before the horse,” so to speak. As long as you’re willing to defile yourself with said carrot in front of a webcam while wearing a leather bustier and another woman’s ass as a hat. Only then will our dreams of an absolute gynocracy finally be realized, ladies!