Nov 15, 20110

Sports Illustrated’s 2012 Swimsuit Calendar is Here

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The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar is out just in time for the holidays, and — more importantly — none of these pics have anything to do with ass-raping an underprivileged ten-year-old boy in a Penn State locker room. Not posting them would be the real crime here.

Feb 24, 20100

S.S. Jessica Gomes in Australian Maxim

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Jessica Gomes seems to have magically Anglicized herself in the March issue of Australian Maxim. She’s like a completely fucking different person. Last time we saw her, she looked a whole lot more, um… exotic, if you catch my drift. I guess you can only go so far in the industry as “Nail Tech #9″ and “Prostitute Turned War Bride/Dry Cleaner.” Crouching tiger, crappy paycheck!

Nov 3, 20083

S.S. Jessica Gomes Topless in GQ Magazine

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Jessica Gomes GQ Italy

If you’ve ever seen the Austrailian TV show “Bush Patrol,” then you’ll know who exactly who Jessica Gomes is. If you haven’t, just imagine Keanu Reeves with long hair and tits. I’d say “with a vagina,” but that’s just redundant, isn’t it?

Keanu Jessica topless in Italian GQ:

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