Twice arrested and currently incarcerated “American Idol” loser Jessica Sierra is pregnant. Another Christmas miracle, perhaps? TMZ says
“American Idol” trainwreck finalist Jessica Sierra done got herself knocked up — and she’s still in the slammer! Sources [say] that the father is a “rapper” and Jessica is ecstatic over the news. She’s currently in the infirmary in the Falkenburg Road Jail in Florida on a “pregnancy diet.”
Sierra is currently facing two misdemeanor charges of disorderly intoxication and obstructing or opposing an officer and two felony counts of possession of cocaine and battery.
This must mean that Jessica has been made an honorary Spears! Nice. Maybe we should take a page from China’s book and start practicing population control. Like dusting Cheetos with arsenic and making lotto tickets out of rattlesnakes. But the real winner in all this has to be the unborn child. Sometimes life just deals you all the right cards!
LSFW screen caps from the sex tape: