Jessica Simpson is Engaged… to Herself
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It’s only been three weeks since Jessica Simpson started smothering dating NFL player-turned-grad-school-dropout Eric Johnson, but there’s already an engagement ring in the picture. Mostly because she bought it for herself. Nine MSN says:
Jessica Simpson is telling friends that Eric Johnson is her future husband. “She bought herself an engagement ring! A $50,000 three carat emerald-cut diamond!” a friend [revealed].
“Eric is worried he’s not financially secure enough to start a future with her, but Jessica wanted to show him that she doesn’t care about that [by buying the ring herself] — she has enough money for them both.”
But Eric’s estranged wife [says], “Eric is plain out of money. He was going to grad school because he didn’t know what else to do, and then he just dropped out. He lived with me until October of last year, but now he’s living in her house.”
Jesus. I’ve seen Kraken wrapped around the hulls of sinking ships that didn’t seem as desperate and clingy as this broad. And yes, I’m a late 17th century pirate. I thought we’d already been over this.
Alessandra Ambrosio in Russian Vogue, because I don’t do “fat”:















































































































