Mujaheddin soldiers could be torturing my Gram-Gram with needle-nosed pliers and a acetylene torches and I still couldn’t force myself to watch the new 90210 from start to finish. The fact that AnnaLynne McCord might be in a bikini isn’t carrot enough. I might find a gold tooth in my Gram-Gram’s shit, too, but I’m not about to root around in her diapers. At least not while she’s still wearing them. I have standards, you know!

With Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes on the beach in L.A. (more pics after the jump):

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

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I couldn’t put my finger on where I’d seen this girl before. God knows it wasn’t from 90210, because I’d rather douche with fire ants than watch that shit. No, I recognized Jessica Stroup from her role as the Dentyne Ice girl from the commercial a few years back. And also from “The Hills Have Eyes 2: Mutant Attacks.” It’s a classic!

Incredibly disturbing Jessica Stroup “thinspiration” video after the jump

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The People’s Choice Awards were last night, and I’m sure like a vast majority of Americans, I was not watching. Fortunately for us, lots of pictures were taken so we can critique them at our leisure. People Magazine was on hand to record the happenings.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie clearly have the people’s vote.

The two were among the big winners at the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards Wednesday night at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. Pitt was named favorite leading man at the ceremony, while Jolie was voted favorite female action star.

While neither accepted their honors in the flesh, plenty of stars – including Carrie Underwood, Katherine Heigl and the hosts of Dancing with the Stars (winners of the favorite competition/reality show) – collected their trophies in person during the two-hour ceremony which was hosted by Queen Latifah.

I know you really don’t care about who won what, so let’s move on to the important stuff, shall we? Here’s a sampling of who attended last night:

Dakota Fanning:

Annalynne McCord:

Teri Hatcher:

Carrie Underwood:

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