Holy Moly was the first to break the story (see yesterday’s Quickies), but it’s been confirmed today that Lindsay Lohan is currently under investigation by Scotland Yard in connection with the disappearance of $400,000 worth of diamond jewelry from the set of a Elle magazine photoshoot. People Magazine says

[Lindsay was] the last one seen wearing… the Dior jewels.

Under investigation by Scotland Yard, the disappearance of a set of diamond earrings and a necklace was reported on June 8. The baubles were on loan for a June 6 magazine shoot.

“Everyone from the shoot is being questioned,” Lohan’s rep [says]. “Hair, make up, stylist … even photographers. Lindsay hopes they find the jewels. She is happy to cooperate.”

A police spokeswoman [says], “Westminster Police are investigating an allegation of theft of jewelry from studios in Brewery Road. Inquiries are continuing and no arrests have been made.”

A spokeswoman for Elle U.K. released a statement [saying],”Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make.”

Oh, come on. Next to penis, stealing is what Lindsay Lohan does best. Like that time she stole a fur coat from a night club. Or that other time she stole clothes from one of her friends. And that time she shanghaied a bunch of designer duds from the set of an Elle magazine photoshoot in 2007. The only way it’d be more obvious that it was Lindsay Lohan is if she started wearing a striped jumpsuit and carrying a canvas sack with dollar signs on the back.

The 2007 Elle magazine photoshoot where she was caught stealing the Louis Vuitton stuff (outtakes here):

The Daily Mail has pictures of Amy Winehouse leaving her east London home yesterday with eight pounds of gold jewelery and a rosary around her neck. When asked for comment, Amy barked, “I’m teaching fools some basic rules. Enough jibba jabba, sucka!” and peeled away in a van carrying three ex-commandos on the run from a crime they didn’t commit.

This has to be a record year for my annual “Worst-Dressed at the Oscars.” This time around there were no Bjorks in swan costumes, no bicycle shorts with trains, no goth nipples or backwards suits. That’s not to say there weren’t some real stinkbombs, ’cause there were. Starting with Best Actor Daniel Day-Lewis in a brown-piped tuxedo and his wife in a be-broached, be-bowed, lace/taffeta/velvet masterpiece. That dress had it all! I bet there’s even a Swiss Army knife built into one of the sleeves. And don’t let’s forget the shoes. Like the rug in The Dude’s living room, those shoes really tied the look together.

Now, for the rest of the night’s fug after the jump

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