Jodie March Celebrates 30 Years of Whoriness

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Jodie March Half Naked

British ‘glamour’ model and Celebrity Big Brother star Jodie Marsh threw herself a 30th birthday party at at Sugar Hut in Brentwood earlier this week, and as you can clearly see, it was a dignified and classy affair. The only problem is her outfit. It’s all wrong. Look, if you’re going to wear fishnets and rhinestone pasties, you don’t wear a tie and a top hat. You wear an ascot and one of those fur hats worn by married Hassidic men on Shabbat and holidays. VoilĂ ! Meshugeneh chic.

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