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Realizing the power of their marketability was lessened by their divorce, Jon and Kate Gosselin are reportedly considering combining their forces of suck once again.  Famewhore Twins activate! Says Digital Spy,

The reality stars – who divorced in 2009 – are said to have realised that they are “right for each other” since their split and may get back together in the near future, reports PopEater.
“They both realize how much they miss each other,” a source told the site.

“Neither one of them have been really happy since their ugly split and would love to turn back time to the point where they were both in love before fame took over.”

The insider continued: “After the split the (sic) both of them were out of control. Kate thought she was going to be dating Brad Pitt, and Jon was sure he was going to be a superstar.

“Neither one of them found what they were looking for when they were single and have both come to the conclusion that maybe they are right for each other.”

Jon also recently accepted a construction job with a Pennsylvania green energy company which the source claimed was in order to impress Kate.

A friend of Jon was quoted as saying: “Jon is in a great place. He is happy and knows what a fool he made of himself after his split from Kate.”

I have a hard time believing that no one was interested in dating a woman whose uterus had undergone the magical stretching of carrying a litter, let alone one with a narcissistic abusive personality. She happened to think she was a great catch. And Jon? No one wanted to make him a superstar? If a Mongoloid face and a teeny pecker doesn’t say “Superstar” all over it, I don’t know what does.

Vacationing in New Zealand, and doesn’t she look happy to be there?

Kate Gosselin has made it her life’s mission to exploit her litter and wring every last penny out of their little hides. If she can make money off her own kids, then why not the Baby Jesus? Popeater reports,

Kate Gosselin wants to show America that it’s not just her dance skills that are a hidden talent. Now, the famous mom and her eight adorable tots want to release a holiday CD packed full of all her favorite religious classics.

“Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children,” a record executive tells me. “She sees herself as a modern day Maria from ‘The Sound of Music,’ except this time the family singers won’t be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins.”

“Don’t be fooled,” a friend of Kate’s tells me. “Kate sees herself as a brand. She knows her fifteen minutes are not going to last forever and wants to make the most of it. After all, it’s Kate that’s putting the food on the table for all those children.”

Von Trapp family? I don’t think so. I think she’s a little less Maria and a little more Miss Hannigan from Annie, if you ask me.

In NYC:

You hear that? It’s the sound of a collective moan from disappointed single men. Yeah, not really. Kate Gosselin shares (of course she does) that she’s not ready to get back in the saddle again. Says Digital Spy,

Kate Gosselin has reportedly said that she doesn’t feel ready to date again following her separation from ex-husband Jon.

The 35-year-old divorced Jon last year after ten years of marriage. The couple are parents to 9-year-old twin daughters Cara and Mady, and 6-year-old sextuplets Aaden, Collin, Joel, Alexis, Hannah and Leah.

Speaking to Meredith Vieira on Today, she said: “I don’t feel like it’s time. I feel like my kids need so much of me, that I need to be there with them. Personally I don’t feel ready to move forward.”

However, the former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star admitted that her kids occasionally did “bring up” the subject of dating and marriage.

“They wonder, am I going to get married again and all those things,” she explained. And I’m open and I talk to them about it.”

Sure they “bring up” the subject. More like, Kate brings it up, and asks them what they think about it as she taps a cooking spoon in her hand. Whack, whack, whack. You all want Mommy to be happy, don’t you? DON’T YOU?

Going to lunch and stopping for an autograph(?!!):

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“Jon & Kate Plus 8′s” Jon and Kate Gosselin have informed the public that they will be announcing a “life-changing decision” on the June 22nd episode of their show. MSNBC says

Many assume the couple will announce they’re getting a divorce. A source close to the situation says that Kate recently met with a divorce lawyer and Jon will file papers next week.

According to other sources who know the couple, [it's only a trial separation]. “They’ve met with a lawyer, but divorce is not a definite,” says the source. “Right now, it’s in the best interest to them — and let’s be honest, the show — to ride out a separation.”

No one likes to hear the words “life-changing decision,” but really, it could mean so many different things. I know the time mom and dad sat me down and told me my life was about to change, it had nothing to do with divorce. It was more of a “Dad’s decided he’s going to live the rest of his life as a woman” kind of thing. I guess we’ll just have to wait until Monday and see.

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