Some visionary decided mating Michael Jackson’s Thriller jacket with a Star Trek Voyager unitard and slapping a big red flower stolen from your nana’s hat would be a great red carpet look for Megan Fox. Stylist fail. The only thing that little number’s got going for it are the boobs, which, coincidentally, was also the caption on my senior portrait. Dad never really was one to mince words.

“Is it just me, or is my face pulled too tight?” (10 more pics after the jump):

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You know, for a Wild West whore, Megan Fox sure is wearing a lot of clothes. But you have to remember that back in olden times, showing a bit o’ ankle and an uncovered neck was enough to be considered sexy. Just one more reason to be glad you don’t live in the olden times. Well, that, and typhoid and amoebic dysentery. If it’s largely eradicated communicable diseases you want, just try visiting India. The CDC says they got a lot of that over there.

With Josh Brolin:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

The world premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen happened in Tokyo, which means we are one step closer to the end of the press tour for this movie, when Megan Fox might finally shut the hell up for awhile.  Or at least until the press junkets for Jennifer’s Body and Jonah Hex.

Michael Bay with the cast at the world premiere in Tokyo:

Megan Fox:

Shia LaBeouf:

Josh Duhamel:

Isabel Lucas (yeah, I have no idea who she is, either):

More Than Meets the Eye:

I literally have no idea what the movie Jonah Hex is about, but apparently Megan Fox is in it.  Based on these pictures taken from the set, I’m assuming the movie is a heartwarming tale about a bear and a squirrel that become friends on a perilous journey home across America.  Or, you know, something about Old West prostitutes.  It’s anybody’s guess, really.