Christina Aguilera really knows how to boost her man’s confidence! Nothing says “I love you” like a backhanded insult to your manhood. I bet that really gives her husband Jordan Bratman a raging soft-on. Says The Sun,

The Beautiful star says she’d much rather spend time admiring the naked form of a female than a fella.

Christina insists Jordan - father of her 20-month-old son Max - is the one who “ultimately” presses all the right buttons.

But she’s adamant girls are “sexier” to look at.

She said: “I feel sexiest in the nude. I think women are such sensual beings.

“I mean, I’m attracted to men ultimately - I’m married and I love my husband and I love what we do together.

“But honestly, if I had the choice between viewing a naked man or a naked woman, I’d choose the woman.

“We’re just naturally sexier and more beautiful to look at.”

Well, as long as she ultimately remembers that she’s attracted and married to a man, what she does in the meantime doesn’t really matter, does it?

Picking out pumpkins with son Max:

New mommy Christina Aguilera celebrated baby Max’s 112 day-old birthday by getting so wasted at the Crown Bar in Hollywood that husband Jordan Bratman had to hold her up on the way out. Reminds me a lot of my folks when I was a little girl. Of course, it was usually me holding momma up and picking the chunks of puke out of her hair instead of daddy, mostly because I didn’t have a dad and we didn’t find out who my real father was until he was paroled and the circus came back to town. So, really, I guess it’s nothing like my childhood. Way to bring me down. Jerks.

Lots of celebrities gave birth over the weekend, including actress Courtney Thorne-Smith and “In Living Color’s” David Allen Grier’s wife. Who and who? Exactly. Now, for the Hollywood pregnancies you were actually aware of:

First up — Nicole Richie. People magazine says

Nicole Richie and her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden are the parents of a daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs. 7 oz.

Christina Aguilera also pooped¹ one out over the weekend. People magazine says

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy on Saturday at 10:05 p.m. Max Liron Bratman [weighed] 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 20.5 inches [and] arrived late on Saturday night in L.A.

I’d bet that Max is gonna grow up to be a real looker, what with Dad’s imaginary chin and Mommy’s spackle-and-pancake complexion. He’d probably have just as much luck in the gene department with Amanda Lepore and Wimpy from Popeye for parents. On the plus side, ought to have a built-in role as a young Boy George in E!’s made for TV movie “Karma Chameleon:The Many Colors of George Alan O’Dowd.”

¹_{Not a typo. Have you seen the birthing process? Yikes.}

Christina and husband five days before the birth: