The rarely-seen Jolie-Pitt twins Knox and Vivienne were photographed with parents Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as they stopped for ice cream during a visit to Amman, Jordan this weekend. The Daily Mail says

The couple made a surprise visit to the Licky Licious gelato store where the owner Ihab Fakhouri snapped a picture of the family that was later posted on Twitter.

It was a very rare public outing for the 14-month-old twins who, unlike their high-profile siblings, have only been seen a handful of times since their birth.

It has led to speculation about their health, with some US publications claiming they suffered allergies and were kept hidden away for safety reasons.

But the pair looked like ‘really happy kids’ according to Fakhouri, who gave them pecan, caramel, vanilla and mango ice cream to try.

They make for a lovely family, don’t they? Well, the twins and Angelina, I mean. Brad looks like he should be trip-trapping over a bridge to confront the hungry troll who passed over his two billy goat brothers.

Katie Price (AKA Jordan) launched some kind of styling product line at Superdrug today.  Apparently it involves curling irons and straighteners and whatnot.  I don’t know; nobody cares anyway.  What’s important here is that Katie is, as always, dressed like a total crazypants.  Behold the insanity!  I guess just one slutty pink outfit simply wasn’t gonna cut it for this merchandising extravaganza, and thus we have: KatieJordanPriceBarbieTwoFace.

You know, I really don’t understand what goes on in my brain when Katie Price happens.  She’s totally white trash, completely fake, kind of an idiot, embroiled in an elaborate hoax of a marriage with a cartoonish gay man, wears more makeup than Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez combined, and is, as far as I can surmise, utterly devoid of practical purpose.  Also, have you ever heard her talk?  Holy Hannah Montana, she’s annoying.  And yet… oh, how I love her spectacle of plastic lunacy.  I have absolutely no idea why.  It’s just one of life’s infinite mysteries.