Jan 13, 20098
Amy Winehouse’s Lamp-Breaking Naked Lap Dance
Tags: Amy Winehouse, boobs, breasts, josh bowman, lap dance, naked, topless
In case you wanted to breakfast in reverse this morning: The Sun says
Fueled by the local rum, Amy Winehouse [and] her lover Josh Bowman… broke a bed and lamp in her room during a weekend pillow fight that got out of hand. By the time security arrived, she had stripped off to her birthday suit and was giving Josh a lap dance.
I tried to think of something worse, like emptying an old person’s bedpan or abcesses with maggots in them, but nothing seemed as bad as a naked lap dance from Amy Winehouse. Suffice it to say I would rather wear Roseanne Barr’s ass like a hat while skipping rope with a cobra.
More of Amy topless because I hate you:
