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After eight years of domestic disputes and drunk and disorderly charges, Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to call it quits. According to Us Magazine:

“Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage,” reps for the couple [said in a statement]. The couple, who married in August 2004, parted ways a few months ago. They have no children together.

“It was a mutual decision. It is very amicable,” a source [revealed]. “It’s not ugly, it’s just over.”

Good for her. Josh Brolin is a narcissistic pig and she’s better off without him. And according to the bumper sticker I saw in the carpool line this morning, 2013 is the Year of the Cougar, baby!

In other news…

Ten reasons why every man should be more like Bill Murray. (Mandatory)

Julianne Hough’s ribcage better be plastered with double-sided tape, or I see a wardrobe malfunction in her future. (Huffington Post)

Mila Kunis is named the new face of Gemfields’ jewelery. (Daily Stab)

Now you know what Katherine Heigl will look like in 25 years. (Hollywood Rag)

Rihanna continues flaunting her dysfunctional relationship all over the interwebs. (Hollywood PQ)

Conan O’Brien gets an eyelash makeover from Snooki and JWoww. (Seriously? OMG)

Shia LeBeouf leaves the stage over “creative differences,” which is just theater speak for “he’s a giant douche.” (popbytes)

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Now that she’s proven herself a kleptomaniac drug addicted drunk, Lindsay Lohan can’t seem to find her way behind the velvet rope anywhere in Hollywood. Case in point — Madonna and Demi Moore’s Oscars party Sunday night. The Daily Mail says:

Lohan was confident she would be allowed inside, but she was turned away at around 11pm.

She then spotted [actor Josh] Brolin arriving and a asked him to get her inside.

After trying his best to help out, Brolin continued into the party alone, leaving Lohan reportedly muttering: ‘This is so humiliating.’

It sure was nice of Josh Brolin to try to help. But if standing behind her and making that tongue-in-cheek sign for blowjob while pointing at her head didn’t work, I’m afraid there’s not much else anyone can do.

Leaving her lawyer’s office yesterday:

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Josh Brolin should thank his lucky stars that he escaped the evil clutches of Scientology. He’s revealed that he had a close encounter with Scientology, John Travolta, Marlon Brando, and a blow job. Okay, I made that last part up, but it’s really not a stretch. Says Digital Spy,

Josh Brolin has described Scientology as “f**king bizarre”.

The actor admitted his brief experience with the religion’s “auditing” treatment – which he insisted took place during “a real moment of desperation” in his life – and also recalled an incident in which he witnessed John Travolta “practising Scientology” on Marlon Brando.

“I watched this process going on – it was very physical. I was thinking, ‘This is really f**king bizarre!’” he recalled to The New Yorker.

“Then, after ten minutes, Brando opens his eyes and says, ‘That really helped. I actually feel different!’”

Brolin went on to say that he does not understand Scientology’s appeal to its famous members such as Travolta and Tom Cruise, adding: “Each has a good head on his shoulders, they make great business decisions, they seem to have wonderful families. Is that because they were helped by Scientology?”

Reps for Travolta have denied the incident with Brando.

C’mon, read between the lines, people. Closet gay John Travolta performing some “very physical” act on Brando, who’s got that well-known fellatio pic that’s been floating around for years? Yeah. I bet that really helped.

Josh Brolin, along with some Malin Akerman thrown in for good measure at the Bvlgari Private Event Honoring Simon Fuller And Paul Haggis To Benefit Save The Children And Artists For Peace And Justice, Which Has Got to be the Longest Title for Any Benefit:

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Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were arrested this past weekend in Louisiana after a wrap party for Oliver Stone’s movie “W” turned into a bar fight. But the fun didn’t stop there — oh, no. The actors were also pepper sprayed and tased by a bunch of racist cops. TMZ reports

Wright, who plays Colin Powell, was repeatedly tasered and pepper sprayed as he lay prone on his stomach in the street. We know witnesses heard the officers using extremely foul language, including the “N” word, directed at Wright.

Brolin was observed by witnesses attempting to make peace and standing still as he was repeatedly sprayed in the eyes by cops.

Geez, I hope the South doesn’t get a bad rap for this. It’s not like the whole South is that way, you know. We have lots of other proud traditions. Traditions like “protecting our white women from coloreds” and “drinking shirtless at Craftsman Series Truck racing events.” It’d sure be a shame for an entire culture to be judged on the actions of two ignorant police officers.

One white woman who doesn’t need any help being protected from the coloreds at the ESPY’s last night:

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