The Atlanta stripper who claimed to have had a one-night stand with a very-married Josh Duhamel didn’t just pass a lie-detector test last week — turns out she is also in possession of several racy texts sent from the Transformers star himself that categorically corroborate the alleged affair. It also helps that Josh went around the set of his new movie blathering about it to anyone who’d listen. Us Magazine says

Nicole Forrester didn’t seek out the the National Enquirer in hopes of a payday.

“Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called the Enquirer with the tip,” [Forrester's lawyer said]. “The Enquirer then came to Nicole.”

Various women across the country have now come forth to claim their own dubious sexcapades with Duhamel, 34.

On Oct. 30, a woman named Serena called in [to a San Francisco radio station] to say that while the then-engaged actor was filming the Transformers sequel at a New Mexico Air Force base in 2008, he slept with her best friend who was stationed there.

I think the lie-detector test and the texts pretty well seal the deal. The only way that stripper could be more convincing is if she also had a signed and dated photo of the actor which read “I put my wiener inside you and moved it in and out, Love Josh Duhamel.” And with his stellar track record for subterfuge, I wouldn’t necessarily rule that possibility out yet. Remember, celebrities are notoriously fucking stupid. It’s the only reason I have a job.

Speaking of stupid celebrities, Lady Gaga in SoHo in a bra and g-string and lace table cloth:

^{PHOTO SOURCE: Radar Online}

Only ten months after getting married, Josh Duhamel has been accused of cheating on wife Fergie with some second-rate stripper he met in Georgie. Radar Online says

Duhamel, 36, met stripper Nicole Forrester in early October at an all-nude club in Atlanta called Tattletales Lounge, where she performs under the name “Delilah.”

Forrester says Josh first identified himself as “JD”, and said [she] performed a nude dance for him and a male friend.

[Forrester and Duhamel] later exchanged phone numbers, and on October 9th, he called her and invited her to his $820-a night room at the St. Regis hotel, which led to sex, she says.

Forester passed a rigorous polygraph. Duhamel denies the report emphatically.

I don’t know about you, but I, for one, believe her. She’s about as convincingly female as he is convincingly heterosexual. That is, she looks like Carmela Soprano on roids and he looks like he should be walking a hairless Philippino on a pink leash through the streets of San Francisco.

Fergie forgetting she’s not supposed to have a penis and Josh playing prison bitch:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

After only six months of marriage, Fergie and husband Josh Duhamel are reportedly on the rocks. Nine MSN says

The tanned pair “are clashing night and day, and they’re desperately trying to get a handle on their problems,” [said] a friend.

“Apparently Josh wants to start a family, but Fergie’s not ready to give up her rock n’ roll lifestyle.”

Hmm… “rock ‘n roll lifestyle” must actually be code for “wiener.” And from what I remember from health class, it’s hard to make a baby with four testicles between the two of you. I’m pretty sure you need a fallopian tube or an ovum somewhere in the mix.

Doing a shoot with the Black-Eyed Peas:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

The world premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen happened in Tokyo, which means we are one step closer to the end of the press tour for this movie, when Megan Fox might finally shut the hell up for awhile.  Or at least until the press junkets for Jennifer’s Body and Jonah Hex.

Michael Bay with the cast at the world premiere in Tokyo:

Megan Fox:

Shia LaBeouf:

Josh Duhamel:

Isabel Lucas (yeah, I have no idea who she is, either):

More Than Meets the Eye:

Now that Fergie’s all done with her honeymoon, she’s back to doing what she does best. No, not pissing her pants — performing, silly! The Daily Mail says

The Black Eyed Peas singer got to grips with a female dancer at a charity concert in Barbados. As her proud husband Josh watched from the front of the stage, Fergie writhed with the scantily-clad dancer… in a bottom-grazing Aztec print dress and thigh-high boots.

The only way you could possibly consider these pictures sexy is if you were an American business man in Thailand who had requested “full contact she-male wrestling.” Pervert.

Notorious pants-pisser Fergie married long-time boyfriend Josh Duhamel in a “white fantasy wedding” over the weekend. According to People Magazine

The Black Eyed Peas singer, 33, and the actor, 36, tied the knot at the Church Estates Vineyards in Malibu [on Saturday]. Fergie carried a bouquet of white flowers studded with crystals as the couple exchanged H. Stern rings engraved with personal messages. Ten bridesmaids were dressed in contrasting black.

The bride, escorted by her father and given in marriage by her parents, is the granddaughter of the late Mr. and Mrs. I. P. Freely and the late Mr. and Mrs. I. C. A. Pisstain. The bride wore a white silk Dolce and Gabbana gown, Van Cleef & Arpel jewels, and Depends belted shields with button straps. Depends^TM — because nothing should put a “damper” on your special day!

Heading for their honeymoon:

Fergie was photographed with what looks to be a definite baby bump outside a sushi restaurant in Santa Monica on Tuesday. Since everybody in Hollywood is getting knocked up these days, she probably is actually pregnant. I don’t really give two shits about that. What I care about is what she’ll be giving birth to. Thoughts? I’m guessing either a Yeti with or one of those fabled Mexican goat-suckers that eats chickens. Whatever it is, I think we can all agree it’s going to smell like pee. Passing through that birth canal would be like swimming through a damn toilet at a keg party.