Diane Kruger was in last weekend’s Sunday Times Style, and in it she talks about Inglourious Basterds, clicking with Quentin Tarantino, the terrible stickiness of fake blood, and a bunch of stuff about her undead boyfriend and her childhood.  Honestly, though, the best part of that article is that the idiot who wrote it hilariously calls Josh Hartnett one of the “big boys”.  Is Josh Hartnett even still alive?  What the hell is up with Diane Kruger and all these dead dudes, anyway?

Nothing sexy happened today, but thankfully Diane Kruger is here to help.  These pictures aren’t super new — they’re from some magazine photoshoot — but Diane Kruger is so incomprehensibly gorgeous that it doesn’t even matter.  I’m pretty sure this woman’s only flaw is that she dates a dead guy (RIP, Joshua Jackson).

Dawson’s Creek vet and ex-boyfriend Joshua Jackson surprised his former co-star/girlfriend Katie Holmes with a bouquet of flowers while she rehearsed All My Sons on Broadway yesterday. Glibby glib glib glib! I smell a Today Show-style meltdown! The Daily Mail says

‘Katie has been looking skinny and depressed and rather than do nothing Joshua wanted to check everything was OK,’ a source [said]. ‘They haven’t spoken in a while and he was worried. So he just decided to drop by. It was really sweet, he just turned up unexpectedly with a bunch of flowers and said: ‘Hello stranger.’ Katie was shocked, but so happy to see him. It was a wonderful surprise. She gave him such a big hug.’

Jackson wanted to reassure the 29-year-old that she still had friends of her own age and outside of Scientology. ‘Joshua made it clear she wasn’t alone. He’s not out to cause trouble. Her life is truly bizarre now. Josh would love to see Katie as the carefree and relaxed woman he once knew.’

What do you want to bet that Joshua’s little “concerned gesture” just bought Katie another 12 hours in the chamber? Clockwork Orange headdress, L. Ron Hubbard on continuous loop, ice-water head-dunking, the works. At the very least he’s rewiring some of the circuits and switching her to solar cell. Think of the money he’ll save in the long run!

Out and about in New York Sept 4th: