Scrappy Doo

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Sarah Michelle Gellar & Freddie Prinze, Jr. at "Hairspray" premiere in July 2007

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze, Jr. are expecting, according to People:

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. are expecting their first child together, a source close to the couple confirms exclusively to PEOPLE. “They’re very excited,” says the source, adding that the actress, 31, is due in the fall.

Gellar, who has been married to Prinze, 33, for six years, will next shoot the HBO pilot The Wonderful Maladays, for which she serves as an executive producer. Prinze recently shot the comedy pilot No Heroics for ABC.

You know, I willingly watched the first of those Scooby Doo movies, but I was drunk as anything at the time and I still thought it was godawful.  And while I liked “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” a lot, let’s face it, Sarah Michelle Gellar hasn’t really mattered in at least five years.  I don’t think Freddie Prinze, Jr. ever mattered at all.  It’s great and whatnot that these two seemingly happy campers are spawning, but unless this thing is a girl and someday ends up being cast as the new Slayer (and doesn’t fuck it up), then I couldn’t really care less.

I do, however, have this to add:

Buffy: Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?
Xander: I think the word you’re searching for is absent.
Willow: Tardy people show. And yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this. [hands Buffy an egg]
Buffy: As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract.
Willow: No, it’s your baby!
Buffy: Okay, I get it even less.
Xander: You know it’s the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don’t get. You gotta take care of the egg, it’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
Willow: My egg is Jewish.
Xander: Then teach it that dreidel song.

Name That Celebrity: Ass Flap Edition

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I hand-picked today’s “Name That Celebrity” in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., because the King was not only a champion of civil rights and plagiarism, he was also a big fan of hot young ass. After all, next to apple pie and baseball, nothing’s more American than gettin’ pussy!

Find out the face of the celebrity ass flap after the jump.

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