E! News was all over this Splash footage of Julia Roberts chasing down some paparazzo with her car as he attempted to photograph her children on the way to school. Really, what’s all the fuss about? So some dude you don’t know is crouched down in his car taking pictures of your kids. Big deal. Who doesn’t occasionally loiter around a schoolyard and snap some candids of little girls in skirts on the swings? Who doesn’t keep a stash of Mike and Ike’s in their pockets to convince the little boys to follow you to back to the car to “check out the cute puppy you just bought?” Who doesn’t hide behind a bush on the playground with their genitals pulled out, waiting for some kid to round the corner and meet “The Daddy Snake?” Perfectly normal, legal behavior. Next, Julia’s gonna probably start railing on some prostitute trying to give a john a blowjob behind the gym for a little meth. So, what, the schoolyard’s a fuckin’ church now or something? Ho, ho! We can’t all just prance around a private school doing exploratory arts after our fancy catered lunches! Some of us have to work, you know? Meth doesn’t just pay for itself! Jesus Christ. Hollywood types can be so damn sanctimonious sometimes.