Victoria’s Secret model and “Transformers 3″ star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley graces one of three covers of next month’s issue of Vs magazine — the other two covers belong to actress Julianne Moore and supermodel Helena Christensen. I suppose the choice of three different women on the covers is their way of putting in a real-life versus in the magazine Vs. So, anyway, which did I choose? Well, after dialoguing with my co-workers and much consideration and deliberation, I ultimately went with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. She was showing her nipple, and the other ladies weren’t. If you aren’t going to bring your A-game, you might as well not even step up to the plate.

HBO released a first look at 50-year old Julianne Moore as former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin in their new movie “Game Change” to herald the start of the film’s production in Maryland yesterday. Apparently it’s based on some best-selling book that chronicles U.S. senator John McCain’s 2008 presidential bid, but I can neither confirm nor deny this, seeing as how I don’t actually read anything that doesn’t involve celebrity upskirts and nipslips.

And speaking of upskirts and nipslips, I think the burning question on everyone’s mind here is, “Will HBO’s Sarah Palin have a firecrotch, or will they make her wear a pubic wig?” (Get it? Burning question? FIRE crotch? Yeah, I hate me, too.) I don’t know. I’m not sure that Sarah Palin’s crotch really played any significant role in John McCain’s presidential campaign. But just in case, I found these pictures of Julianne Moore’s bush in “Short Cuts” for reference. It’s hard-hitting investigative journalism like this that keeps me from being invited to parties.

Wonder why they didn’t go with that chick from “Naylin’ Palin?” (NSFW):

Helena Bonham Carter always takes the cake for any red carpet worst dressed list out there, so I wasn’t going to vote her my Golden Globe Epic Fail winner. It’s a gimme, and gimmes are boring. But my hand was forced when I saw she was wearing two different shoes altogether. They aren’t even the same color. Now that’s the kind of commitment to fugly you generally only see in a Hot Topic or a gathering of the Juggalos. Let’s all raise a two-liter of Faygo and toast to the hideosity that is Helena Bonham Carter!

The rest of the Golden Globes fug (and there’s plenty!) after the jump.

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“Chloe” just finished its run in theaters and won’t be out on DVD for several months, but that hasn’t stopped stay-at-home virgins from illegally downloading the movie and painstakingly frame-by-framing Amanda Seyfried’s lesbian scene with Julianne Moore for a shitload of topless screen caps. Well, I’m not all that technologically advanced, but I assume that’s how they do it. If there’s an easier way, I sure as hell don’t know about it. Mostly because nobody at the Jedi Council Forum meeting would help me. It’s called an Amiga 3000 and it’s a real fucking computer, assholes!

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Since it’s been all Megan, Megan, Megan, Jan Brady Amanda Seyfried had to get in her two cents about sucking face with co-star Megan Fox in the cinematic craptacular “Jennifer’s Body.” GQ writes

Getting it on with [Megan] Fox [in "Jennifer's Body], gratuitous as it was, turned out to be good preparation for Seyfried’s next project, “Chloe,” in which she plays an escort who seduces both Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. “I had to make out with Julianne,” Seyfried says. “I was like, ‘I’ve already done this! This should be easy!’”

No, you haven’t already done this. You made out with Megan Fox. Julianne Moore is an actual actress. It ought to be a whole new experience working with someone whose modus operandi doesn’t consist of cloying come-hither stares and screaming while running away from robot explosions.