Feb 24, 20110

Katie Holmes is an Old Lady

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The sad thing about these pictures of Katie Holmes with her mom is that I’d rather wear what her mom’s got on than what Katie does. If that jumpsuit doesn’t have “spunky retiree wear” written all over it, I don’t know what does. All that’s missing is a kicky straw hat and the smell of ointment. And I’m not completely sure she doesn’t smell like Ben-Gay. She is, after all, married to Tom Cruise.

Taking in a fashion show at  Milan Fashion Week:

May 2, 20086

Gwyneth Paltrow Works The Jumpsuit

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If you don’t keep up with the latest fashion trends, ladies, jumpsuits are supposedly the must-have item for summer 2008. The runways this season were teeming with models sporting the one-piece, a la Gwyneth Paltrow at the “Iron Man” premiere in L.A. last night. To make the ensemble truly authentic, just add a little chest hair and a gold medallion with a robust mustache and a “Far out, groovy lady!” That way, if you need to jump your motorcycle over a flaming gorge, star in a seventies porno or party at a disco in Uzbekistan later on, you’re already dressed for the part. Form and function, my friends!

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