People, you got it all wrong. Jennifer Aniston doesn’t hate Angelina Jolie! She moved on from that years ago! She’s totally happy and those pictures of her plastered all over her wall with devil horns and beards drawn in with Sharpies are just for shits and giggles! Digital Spy says,

According to Life & Style, the former Friends actress was asked by blogger Perez Hilton to discuss her true feelings about Jolie, who was allegedly behind her split with ex-husband Brad Pitt.

Hilton told the publication that Aniston was adamant about having moved on from the incident and holds no ill will towards Jolie or Pitt.

“Jen said, ‘Look, that was so long ago, and we’ve moved on and we’re all adults’,” Hilton explained.

“I believe what she has to say. I think she really has moved on.”

He also revealed that Aniston still has an active romantic life, adding: “She told me that she dates a lot. [She] just makes sure not to go anywhere public.”

Hilton claims that Aniston made the comments when the pair had a chance encounter in a parking garage.

Never mind that after spending a Thanksgiving weekend holed up with BFF Jennifer, Chelsea Handler just happened to want to call Angelina a home-wrecking cunt on her show. I’m positive that Jen had nothing to do with it. Nope. She’s totally moved on.

At the NY premiere of Just Go With It with Adam Sandler:

It’s not all silicone and sunshine in Speidi-Land — Spencer Pratt is reportedly holding wife Heidi Montag hostage in her own home. According to MSNBC:

Heidi Montag is trapped inside Spencer Pratt’s prison. Pratt is barely leaving the house, and he’s making Heidi stick close to his side.

“Yes, we’ve been out of the house only three times this month, but that’s because I’m busy working on several business ventures,” [Spencer said].

The couple is not living in the lavish Hollywood Hills home featured on “The Hills,” but instead in an “unkempt and unsafe home” in Pacific Palisades.

“The living room is filled with Spencer’s mess, which Heidi often has to clean up. Spencer lines the window with crystals, which he believes will keep bad spirits out but keep Heidi locked in,” according to a source.

I don’t know how a pile of rocks on a windowsill is gonna keep anybody “locked in,” but remember, we’re talking about Heidi Montag here. A chain-latch might as well be a lexicographic algorithm.

More of Brooklyn Decker in a bikini, because Heidi looks like an blow-up sex doll (15 more pics after the jump):

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

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I won’t be coughing up the eight-fifty to see Adam Sandler’s new movie “Just Go With It,” and if you had any brains at all, you wouldn’t either. Doctors tell me that “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan” is the reason I’m no longer able to love. I’d say more, but ongoing litigation with Happy Madison Productions legally prevents me from doing so. Is this really the kind of chance you’re willing to take just because Brooklyn Decker’s in a bikini?

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online

Heidi Montag plays herself in a small cameo in Adam Sandler’s new movie “Just Go With It,” because really, who else is she gonna play, other than a retarded post-op transsexual with a heart of gold or a porn star with frontal lobe trauma from snuff that didn’t take. And then that got me to thinking — what are the long-term psychological ramifications of essentially becoming a caricature of yourself? What happens when you become completely ensconced inside the one-dimensional persona you’ve created? Do you lose all sense of self, or is the authentic self merely relegated to the depths of the subconscious? And then I thought “boobs,” and it suddenly all made sense. I think that’s what Oprah calls an “a-ha!” moment.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News