Wow, it looks like Britney Spears and K-Fed did the old switcheroo! She’s gotten herself back into shape, and he’s become a big lardass. Jeebus, he actually looks like he has cankles. What do you bet that the pack of Evian water he’s carrying isn’t water at all? It’s just a false cover hiding some beer. And is that a bodyguard with them? Seriously? Who’s actually taking pictures of him anymore, anyways? I bet it’s some crippled pap who can’t keep up with everyone else, so he’s resorted to following some has-been and his girlfriend.
Seeing a movie with his two boys and girlfriend Victoria Prince
It looks like we won’t be rid of K-Fed anytime soon, people. He’s like the turd that won’t flush away. He’s going to be rapping about his personal problems with fellow bowlmate, Britney Spears, in a new rap album. Digital Spy reports,
The 31-year-old, who split from Spears in 2006, is currently collaborating with hip-hop group Bones Thugs-N-Harmony on a follow-up to his debut LP Playing With Fire.
Speaking to HipHopDx, group member Krayzie Bone said: “People gon’ say I’m crazy, man but to my surprise the stuff that he let me hear, it was pretty decent…like really deep.
“He was talking about his life. He was actually telling his side of the story [of the split] in a more mature, adult kind of way, opposed to just being on the record saying ‘F**k Britney.’”
The rapper added: “He told me that he didn’t get a chance to really put out the music he wanted to [with his first album], and he made mistakes in putting out the music that he did - you know, by putting out the club stuff.”
Playing With Fire, released in 2006, was widely panned by critics, entering the US chart at number 151.
Whew, it sure is a relief that “PopoZao” wasn’t his idea. I’ve found that watching the video acts as a natural laxative. Haven’t had your morning dump? “PopoZao” is here to help!
Your wait is finally over, folks — Kevin Federline’s children’s clothing line is about to become a reality! The former backup dancer-turned-rapper is in talks with Gerard Guez about obtaining a bonafide licensing deal in the near future. Woman’s Wear Daily quotes K-Fed as saying
“I’m trying to make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans. You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”
There are lots better ways of letting your kid know you hate him other than sending him to school in K-Fashion. You could hit him with a belt over and over again while asking why he didn’t go down the drain with the rest of the afterbirth, for example. Some people just have no business being parents.
Sources connected with Spears [said] yesterday that the drug that may have caused the positive was Provigil, used to treat narcolepsy. But [research later revealed that] Provigil would not show up on a court-ordered drug test. Britney Spears will now say her false positive drug test may have been caused by [the asthma drug Albuterol via] her inhaler. But again, we checked, and Albuterol is not an amphetamine — the class of drug that showed up on the test was an amphetamine.
Unless donuts and pork rinds are chock-full of meth, I’m afraid our Britney might have knowingly violated her court-ordered sobriety. It’s not like we even need a test to know she’s using, anyway. Her skin pretty much says it all. She’s just a few months away from looking like someone set her face on fire and put it out with an icepick. The being fat was a good cover and all, but the “asthma bit” was just overkill. Sure, she might actually have an inhaler, but it’s not for asthma. It’s just for opening up her windpipe in preparation for the all you can eat buffet at the Sizzler and maximizing inhalation when she’s smoking meth. Really, let’s try to stay within the realm of the believable, Brit. It’s like you’re not even trying anymore.
Britney double-chinning it up in Beverly Hills last week:
Yeeeah! Fun: Does this remind of you of anyone over the last few years?
I looked at this picture for ten minutes before figuring out what the couple’s hand gesture meant. I first thought that they were flashing a victory sign but then I realized that Britney and Kevin hadn’t won anything recently. So I came to the conclusion that they were flashing the ‘U’ for unemployment sign.
