You couldn’t turn around these days without getting slapped in the puss by a Kardashian — unless you retreated to your local department store’s tween formal wear section, a sanctum they had yet to infiltrate. Until now, that is. The Daily Mail says:

15-year-old Kendall Jenner is seen here modeling prom dresses for designer Sherri Hill.

Kendall is fast establishing herself as a top American teen model.

She has already been involved with campaigns for the likes of Forever 21, Luca Couture… and Nordstrom.

Kim took to her blog to gush about the shots, saying: ‘I can’t believe how stunning Kendall looks in her final shots for Sherri Hill prom dresses! These pictures are so gorgeous!’

Good luck trying to find an excuse for hanging out in the preteen dress section at Dillard’s now. And for the record, taffeta doesn’t really shield against pepper spray as well as you would think.

With Kylie at the premiere of “Yeastly” “Beastly” last week:

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

Since tomorrow’s Halloween, it just wouldn’t feel right if I didn’t post a couple pictures of a celebrity in costume. Unfortunately, all the good parties won’t be until the weekend, so this is all I could scrounge up for today: Tyra Banks as a Kardashian on her show and as Kate Gosselin in Star Magazine. Bo-ring. Whereas I will be wearing a pair of fangs and two flesh-colored garbage sacks stuffed with disproportionate amounts of dry leaves around either side of my neck because I’m going as Count Sac-ula^TM for Halloween. Consider the Dick in a Box costume owned!