No, that’s not chemical burns in the pic on the left; it’s Kat Von D wearing her own line of tattoo concealer for Sephora, but without all the retouching on the right. See if you can guess which of those they’re running in the ad campaign. But it’s good to know they’ve got back up pics if psoraisis and Rocky Mountain Fever ever become all the rage in 2009. Wouldn’t want to put all our eggs in one lie-blackened basket, now would we, Sephora?

At the Teen Choice Awards (top) and in German FHM (bottom):

Kat Von D is a pretty lady and all, (well, excepting that she wears too much makeup–and those full sleeves of hers) but whenever I see a girl all tatted up like that, I wonder what she’ll look like when she gets old. Maybe a cross between Michelle Pfeiffer’s character in Stardust and a Rorschach print.

Signing her new book ‘High Voltage Tattoo’ at Avenue of Arts Borders in Philadelphia, PA.