This may be the most boring fucking day ever recorded in the history of celebrity gossip. So, to spare you the ennui of some crazy running down Sandra Bullock’s husband or Alec Baldwin’s visit on “The View,” here’s a few pics of actress Kate Beckinsale in a bikini. She’s hot, so there’s that, but that bikini still sucks. Camouflage with a pink studded belt? She looks like she should be skipping out on her algebra homework to catch another episode of “That’s So Raven” and making friendship bracelets and baby-sitting clubs with her girlfriends. Or perhaps this is some kind of trick to make you think about porking an eleven year old girl. And that, madam, is morally reprehensible. Unless she kept pulling up those bottoms and wiggling her ass and just asking for it. I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that’s the legal definition of the word ‘consensual.’

More of Kate in her bikini after the jump

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