Coldplay frontman Chris Martin is reportedly cheating on wife Gwyneth Paltrow with actress Kate Bosworth. Ooh, it’s about to get all kinds of Dynasty in here! According to Star Magazine

[Everyone is talking] about Chris Martin’s hot make-out session with a beautiful blonde who wasn’t Gwyneth Paltrow. In fact, the Brit singer was locking lips with his better half’s good friend, Kate Bosworth!

“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” an eyewitness [says]. “There was Chris totally making out with Kate in front of other people. At first I thought it might be Gwyneth, but when she came up for air, it was clear the woman was Kate!”

So Chris has a thing for pale, anemic-loooking blonds with bird necks, huh? I guess it’s the closest thing to making love to himself without actually having to use his own fist.

Kate showing nips in Tank magazine:

If you get tired of having to use your imagination to conjure up images of seventh grade boys in bikinis, these pics of Kate Bosworth frolicking in Malibu over the weekend will be a welcome relief. And they’ll definitely free up some time to work on your “my name is ___ and I’m a registered sex offender” handshake and your door-to-mailbox suicide sprints.

I often make fun of Kate Bosworth’s shitstain but I don’t remember making fun of her skinny body. She’s not that ugly, but she could eat a burger or two. Anyway, I guess since Orlando Bloom starred in “Pirates of the Caribbean,” he loves his sack of bones even more than before. Because pirates like them skull and bones.

One more pic after the jump.

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