Former supermodel Kate Moss doesn’t mind getting naked in front of a camera, and she doesn’t mind showing her ass from time to time, either. Nine MSN says:
After a heavy drinking session with some girlfriends, the supermodel reportedly stumbled into a London adult shop, declared she was “so horny” and demanded seven sex toys (one for each day of the week).
A witness [said], “She started squirting strawberry-flavor lube all over the place and playing with a big black sex toy. She was hitting the side of her face with it. Then she put her mouth over it, simulating oral sex, and rubbed it up and down after smothering it with lube.”
The witness said she then passed out cold on the floor, [but] started all over again once she regained consciousness.
Funny, that sounds exactly like what I did last Tuesday. Only replace “big black dildo” with “zucchini squash” and “lube” with “my own vomit.” Needless to say, I’m not allowed to shop in any Tidewater-area Food Lions anymore.
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