Nov 5, 200810
Megan Fox is NOT Wonder Woman
Tags: Katie Green, Megan Fox
Despite internet rumors that sprang up this summer, actress Megan Fox will not be assuming the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming movie. I repeat, NOT assuming the role of Wonder Woman. However, you’ll still find that the Lasso of Truth comes in handy if you can ever actually get within restraining-order-distance of her. “Lasso of Truth” of course being code for “ten feet of nylon rope and a bottle of chloroform.” Who needs an invisible jet when you’ve got an unmarked van lined with plastic and a pair of nitrile-coated gloves? High five!
As consolation, Katie Green’s — the lingerie model who was fired for being too fat earlier this year:
